Reminds me of Norm Macdonald
I’m a bird, I can shit anywhere
Those poor fish don’t deserve to be depicted in such an unnatural form.
If amazes me that people were able to get this photo.
Humans should be renamed to how they look when you violently depressurise them.
unfortunately (or fortunately?) a vacuum only presents us with 1atm of pressure difference, which rather sucks for the whole staying alive thing but isn’t enough to make you puff up or anything.
Rob Bottin lied to me? 🥺
I volunteer trump to see how he looks in the vacuum of space.
Blobpeople
The “Total Recall Choker” is a hominid responsible for the anthropocene. Their species managed to classify a small number of beetles before they went extinct.
Hashonids
That is what it would look like out of the water. Aside from being alive.
bruh who even zips their pants back up while getting OUT of the bathroom 😭
In my experience, a particularly drunk man at a sports bar.
What is pictured is known to me mostly only theoretically. Someone female presenting zipping up their pants! Definitely did a double take on that.
lol we have jeans with zipper flies too. Wearing some right now!
Dunno about you, but I zip up after I leave the stall, and before I exit the public bathroom.
I simply zip up before getting out of the stall or move away from the bidet to go wash my hands lol
Not when there’s a line I hope. It wastes people’s time.
It takes a second
If you hear the flushing when the person exits, they didn’t wash their hands.
If they’re zipping up while walking out, that’s 100% confirms it
Sometimes I’m double checking my zipper on the way out after I washed my hands. Rarely, but simetimes, it needs adjusted.
Are the sinks inside the cubicles in America then?
Why would cubicles be marked with gender separators? Isn’t it usually the entire bathroom with sinks inside?
Then why would we think the person exiting hasn’t washed their hands? Surely it’s more likely they’re just heading to the sinks.
What I meant is that this looks like the outside of two bathrooms, each having stalls and sinks inside. I haven’t really seen any bathroom where the stalls are separated but the sinks are not.
Only rarely.
So they’re more likely just heading to the sink to wash their hands.
In that very rare case, yes.
But the first commenter in this thread said it like it was normal
If you’re at a house, the sink is always behind the door which is the context this rings true to me. Or if you are waiting outside a commercial single occupancy bathroom. Those used to have men and women signs but today often times they’re not gendered.
I went to one bar once that had private cubicles with no sink inside, and a shared sink for everybody.
I guess I’ve never seen a “cubicle” with a sink inside but I have seen single occupancy bathrooms.
What if you hear the flush of another person?
If it’s single stall, maybe. There’s no lock on the door, so this is a multi-stall bathroom and it’s most likely someone else’s flush.
Maybe not.
For example, there may not be paper towels, just toilet paper and no bin. You wash your hands, dry them with toilet paper and then flush that down together with the rest.
Of course, I know what you said is what people think so my route is: Do the business -> Wash hands -> Dry with TP -> Flush the TP together with the rest -> Wait hand-washing equivalent amount of time -> Exit.
Why not dry your hands on your clothes and not waste the tp?
Reminds me of Hideyoshi
Oh yeah it is a bit like those scenes! As if you just reminded me of that anime lol.
Hideyoshi, and the way there were treated, was far from the most tasteful portrayal of a gender non conforming character but helped my egg to crack for sure!