Me in home office changing my status to red because a coworker wants something and I’m actually still in bed and listening to the radio
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🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶
You can’t do that. Your toilet has the anti privacy features that seem to be common in the USA, which are designed to shorten your time there… Too easy to see above and below the walls, probably even through the walls.
You guys have walls?
My employer figured out a new concept called privacy… Walls from the floor to the ceiling and doors from the left to the right…
It’s in Germany… Privacy matters more here.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.
Oh man, I hate the motion sensors so much, when they’re outside the booths.
Take a shit at work and get part of the surplus value back
Obligatory Rodney Munch:
