ive been a fan of the cowboys my whole life, the thought of the eagles winning is worse than the nazis winning ww2
defense of this post
im not some evil cowboys/lakers/yankees fan. lived in texas all my life and have always been a fan of all the dallas teams (probably will switch from mavs to spurs until nico harrison is fired/shot dead tho).
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philly fans more than anything just fucking suck man, im sure most people in the city are cool (hell, i’d like to live there for walkability reasons alone lol) but eagles fans (and the other sports too, from what i’ve seen) are all descended from children of satan and deserve 1000 years of torment before the city wins another major sports league championship
i dont know when ill have the money for it but on marx i will post it on this account if the forces of satan win tomorrow, before the end of the 2025.
Update on this?
Score is currently 40 to 6 for the Eagles with 8 minutes left.
Thought of where that tattoo is going?
GOOOOOOOO BIRRRRRRRRRRDS
I can say with certainty that by the end of the day tomorrow there will have been two riots in major American cities and that’s kinda cool I guess.
Why are the Eagles any worse than any other Concussions-and-Commercial-Breaks Ball team?
They’re a hated division rival of the Cowboys. Good ol fashioned fan hate, the nice n’ light, fun kinda hate.
Well Philly is cooler than anywhere in Texas so I guess I know who I’m rooting for.
The chiefs were originally the Dallas Texans (a long time ago) so if you need another reason haha
GO BIRDS!
Addendum: oh shit the superbowl is today? Huh, whaddya know.
I just wish they both could lose, I hate both teams so much lmao
Not even gonna watch idt
GO BIRDS.
Make sure to explain the lore of this site to whoever is doing the tattoo
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Isn’t the sport fairly rigged at this point? Can’t imagine it’s any better than in the 2000s.
Rant behind spoiler tag so people who don’t want to read it don’t have to
If any sort in the US is fixed, it’s American Football and it’s not even close. Just need to look at the shitshow that was the lead up to Super Bowl XL and the game itself. Yeah. Mike Vanderjagt missing a 40 yard field goal 20 yards wide right in his second best season ever. I totally believe that. Oh and Big Ben totally broke the plane of the end zone. Don’t forget Big Ben making that shoestring tackle on the Bettis fumble cause the defender who had the ball thought it was a great idea that, to beat the only person downfield, was to run directly at him. Definitely happened. That was definitely a forward pass from Randle El, too.
I was a Steelers fan too. Just that sport is so fucking rigged. There’s a reason I stopped watching in like 2011 or 2012 or whatever.
I agree with you but the NBA is just as bad. The Luka trade to the Lakers for Anthony Davis? I haven’t watched a game in years and I knew that trade was bullshit
should have an episode on the trade but unfortunately
doesn’t know shit about ballYeah wasnt it the NBA that has an actual referee scandal? NFL might be fucked but certainly not more.
I was a Saints fan and watched every game until the no-call against the Rams in 2018. After that I couldn’t pretend it wasn’t just pro wrestling.
Getting ready for that tattoo?
like 90% of the teams ive rooted for this year in sports have lost so im expecting to lose this tomorrow, so in preparation:
should i get
or 
should i get
The only acceptable answer is
Start a
logo count where every time your chosen team loses you get another one of the hexbear emojis tacked on next to it like 
or 
or 
and so forth until you run out of skin to fill or we run out of hexbear shaped emojis
GO BIRDS
if the philadelphia eagles (also known as the most evil sports team on earth) win the superbowl what will the death toll in Philly be?
Go birds. Good luck with the tattoo
When are the packers playing? Go Pack, go!
