Built like a ziplock full of milk
Holy shit that’s hilarious.
OK, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, well done
Baron Harkonnen vibes.
The Baron at least had some style
Is this picture photoshopped, or does he actually have this much of a belly?
AI generated. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo
These are real though: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-in-mykonos
Bro built like a deep breath.
Now this is a rare insult
And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.
That is not a normal human shape…
Instead of losing weight he’s been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.
From what I’ve heard (code for too lazy to google rn) it was because he had liposuction, but kept up his shitty diet so the fat piled on weird.
That’s entirely possible as well. If you remove fat cells from one area, the others will pick up the slack.
Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.
Wow, he’s camouflaged for the boat
Yeah, I’d also linke to know the source.
I have no clue and I dont care. I will share this and many more forever! Fucking garbage bag of oatmeal!
Spreading AI slop helps no one.
Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.
We should not shame him for his body.
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We should shame him for what a terrible piece of garbage human being he is.
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What if we did both?
Don’t bother, the young American left has become allergic to humour, jokes, roasts and comedy in general. They’ve become just as hyper offended and humourless as conservatives.
Canadian leftist here, I still like to laugh at a good fat joke, cause I’m not obsessed with this need to call people out for what they find funny
“Uhm Actualy” (/s), I am EU center left from country with insurace paid by employer or country, if you are not willingly uneployed.
My issue with it is that, I consider this dufus so bad, it’s not funny anymore. And I don’t want us who hate him to look like we hate him for anything else that for his thoughts and actions.
Are you the kind of person who sends letters to the network when a tv show says a joke that offends you? Where did people’s sense of humour go anyways?
I don’t have a problem with the fat joke, I just think, that focussing on his physical flaws distracts us from what ab incredible idiot he is.
A literal bathtub full of literal feces would actually be more attractive.
Why share a fake AI image to roast someone? There are plenty of real photos to laugh at
Im playing at their level! I dont care whats real or not
He’s looking for a milk bath to snort his worm poop in.
Excellent reference!!
Quick! Someone toss it back in! It’s suffocating breathing our air!
What did he scrape his tum tum on?
He’s on his period.
I’d say a skinny Jabba.
Sentient mayonnaise
Into the gulf of me, X & co please !1!!
