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MHLoppy@fedia.io to Microblog Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Back to work chocolate

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Back to work chocolate

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MHLoppy@fedia.io to Microblog Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    The real question is why are you eating Soap

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      **chocolate flavored soap

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    Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap…

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      Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.

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        Where I live there’s a butter called “Flora” and a toothpaste “Fluora”.

        You do not want to confuse these two either.

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      Isn’t that the same thing?

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        Only if it floats.

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

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            deleted by creator

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      “That was good, now rinse.”

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      Moisturizer.

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    Yeah, I hate this a lot.

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    This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.

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    Reminds me of that post awhile ago “Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons.”

    Also, they should print “That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!” on a tampon wrapper.

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    I tried pressing the “hide” button 🤦‍♂️

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      Maybe in future I’ll have to inspect element to remove that and the ALT when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬

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    Omg, so cursed.

    (The message, not the soap chocolate)

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    This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.

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    How else are you going to afford more chocolate?

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      If you can’t afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.

      /S

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    Work must be different in america since its so popular…

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    Okay I’m doing The hustle now do I get more chocolate?

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