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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前

Good ending

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Good ending

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前
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  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    7 个月前

    I wonder if they have ligma

    • whimsy@lemmy.zip
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      What’s ligma

      • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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        7 个月前

        A serious illness that people can get for being extremely gullible

        • Etterra@discuss.online
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          Not to be confused with Sugma, which is an illness found only in people who have monoalphabeta neuropathy.

      • arudesalad@sh.itjust.works
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        Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology company Apple Inc. Jobs was also the founder of NeXT and chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar. He was a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

    • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      So sad for Steve Jobs 😢

      • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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        7 个月前

        Steve Jobs my balls

    • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Good news everybody

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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        Now I want to create a nation called Sugonda, and its official language will be Sugondese, where we create a drug for Ligma called Bofadis.

        • Swedneck
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          bophades the greek philosopher

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    I buy all my clothes at soup

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      What do you mean, you’re “at Soup”!?

    • DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml
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      Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        Better question, why are they selling clothes at the soup store, but not soup? Are they selling soup at “CLÖTHEZ” now?

        • Dicska@lemmy.world
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          I think I know the syndrome you’re talking about.

          • Etterra@discuss.online
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            6 个月前

            Fucking England…

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        It’s better than buying clothes at the toilet store 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • asbestos@lemmy.world
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      7 个月前

      Where are you?

    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      A’ight, well hurry up and come over here.

    • vorlaut_boy@feddit.org
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      no soup for you!!

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    Can someone explain the joke?

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      It looks like a set up for a “suqma DICK lmao” joke, but it’s actually just a store.

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      7 个月前

      suq ma

      suck my

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        suck my what

        • Swedneck
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNUMV_zyTWw

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      Someone could, yes. 😈

      Say the word out loud.

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        “the word”

        • Etterra@discuss.online
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          7 个月前

          Well now you just lost the game.

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        bird

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    Is it next to this pharmacy?

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    Ha, gottem.

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    Balls.

  • Gorge@lemm.ee
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    7 个月前

    Suqma ballgowns

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    That image looks AI generated

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      You’ve never seen AI try to write legible text, I see

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        Fuck, i wanted to make your point by using Gemini (which until a week ago had the same skills of a toddler when writing text) but somehow they managed to improve it too much. I assumed that it would be still impossibile to write text slanted and with a glow

        ai generated slop

    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’ve seen this image around 2020-2021, before image generation explodes

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      It has like 4 pixels

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