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HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 2 Monaten

Wrecked 'em 💀

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Wrecked 'em 💀

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HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 2 Monaten
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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    Only the foreign objects need to be removed. British rectums are for British objects.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    What’s the most British thing I can stick in me bum?

    Please don’t let it be James Corden. 😬

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hot cuppa tea

    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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      9 Cadbury’s Cream Eggs

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        What am I to do with the extra 3 out of the dozen?

        • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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          Attempt to set the new world record!

    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      James May

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        He may, but it’s not guaranteed.

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      Fish n’chips.

    • RecallMadness@lemmy.nz
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      Put a crumpet in yer bum, pet.

      Alternatively, it’s a queue of people.

      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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        Or a Gregg’s sausage roll

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      Two James Cordens, sorry

  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    You have to work your way up to Big Ben.

  • Geobloke@aussie.zone
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    I thought brexit was all about removing foreign objects?

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      I thought Britain was the foreign object Brexit removed from the EU

      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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        Lmao

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Watch it, you want to start a nativist riot around some local man’s anus?

    • merari42@lemmy.world
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      I understood that reference to the Kosovo war.

  • Hegar@fedia.io
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    This has to be from Viz, right? It reads like a Viz line.

    • Denjin@feddit.uk
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      It is indeed from viz, the pink square is the giveaway

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        Gargle

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      • Hegar@fedia.io
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        the pink square is the giveaway

        Good to know! The last time i read viz was decades ago.

        Also that bird one is just hilarious.

      • Rooty@lemmy.world
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        The best part is that Shitterton is a real village in the UK

      • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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        The second one is a total classic

  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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    Damn near killed 'em.

  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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    Gary Payton was known as the Glove

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m reminded in Choke (Chuck Palahniuk) of the bit about why every ER in the US has a diamond drill bit.

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