Also me:
LOL I was thinkin’ about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.
Spooked ya
Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand
Are these those pastafarians I’ve read about?
https://lemdro.id/post/lemdro.id/37854192
I think these are the pastafarians.
Edit: fuck, I didnt scroll down to see the 2nd half.
Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.
He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:
Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo
EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony
A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?
That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles
Mmm… Pussghetti. 🤤
I’ll stick with drugs.
Def a safer bet.
They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6
You’re telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren’t on drugs?
This joke is literally in the screenshot
Vaginosis speed run
Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster
Ahh yes, good ol wet and messy
macaroni in a pot
But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That’s just not right.
Well, you see, the girls will eventually make their own sauce ifyouknowwhatimean.
On some days, I hate having eyesight
Something something mom’s spaghetti
Jesus… thanks for showing me another kink I didn’t know I had
I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.
