Saxon is 20.
say sike right now say cap
Born 1 January 2006 apparently
Wtf, i expected him to be like 5
he’s so stunted dude its based look how he seeks my attention like a nanny-raised rich toddler
:yea: Bleak shit.
My son is named Anglo Saxon and he tells the waiters at the sushi resturant he wants “cream of some young guy”, I’m so proud of him
My son, Saxon, has sensory issues and only likes to eat a few things. Rather than accommodate him, I treat him as a form of personal entertainment and take him to restaurants he can’t eat at.
Neurodivergence is genetic it turns out.
My son was so based that he annoyed restaurant staff who were just trying to do their job
But it’s one of those hoity-toity sushi places where they don’t even give you seasoning to drown out the flavor the chefs want you to taste!
That’s the part that really gets me, he’s looking down on the sushi restaurant for being too uppity yet eats there anyway. They want to eat their cake and have it too in that they want the cultural and economic elite signifier of the upscale restaurant but also except to give them the “any treat I desire” slop experience.
My brief experience working at a restaurant taught me that some people are incapable of grasping that not every business is run by spineless cretins who will cater to your every whim in hopes of getting your dollar
Sometimes, they’re run by angry Italian guys who will threaten to kill you for saying their pizza was bad
I really enjoy when clients threaten to terminate a contract thinking we’ll fall over to do whatever stupid thing they want. I’ve even had one tell me to stop explaining how they can submit a cancellation to inform me that when somebody threatens to cancel I’m supposed to try to keep their business. No sir, if you’d like to cancel we’re not interested in holding you hostage and don’t let the door hit your annoying ass on the way out.
Some clients don’t understand that catering to their every whim takes more time and effort than the contract is actually worth, and the business is actually losing money having to deal with their non-stop bullshit.
Sometimes, they’re run by angry Italian guys who will threaten to kill you for saying their pizza was bad
50/50 chance of being pure food poisoning nastiness or the best damn pizza you’ll ever eat when you find a place like that.
I think a lot of the cultural “vibe” of what’s considered ‘woke’, the rich are at a crossroads on the fact they like the culture produced by people they look down on, but they also don’t feel as special if someone like your ol’ pal DragonBallZinn from Ohio likes it too. So they put a lot of whining that such things do not become the working class and are too fancy and woke for them. Don’t ask why we engage in it, we’re uhhh….keeping tabs on the enemy.
Whether I like it or not, I’m a redneck and the one redneck quality I’m proud of is doing things that piss off snobs like Muskrat.
BUT I NEED MY GREEN HORSE RADISH PASTE AND SALTSAUCE
SALTSAUCE
DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BEAN HERESY
FINE JOYSAUCE THEN
this but unironically, punch me in the fucking sinuses fam
Gotta love how even for the one non white country chuds pretend to like they still can’t help but be culturally insensitive racist dipshits about the food
“If it isn’t burger I cannot eat it”
But if you bring up the fact that the average Yankee has a palette that runs every color from beige to tan, they get very offended
Excuse me, I put ketchup on my burger, even though my doctor's agree that I should cut back on the spicy food
You’re a billionaire! You chose to go there!
It’s the food equivalent of the gooner edits of female video game characters.
Naming your kid Saxon then raising him to be a treatler is child abuse.
It really is amazing how incredibly unfunny this man is.
Based
You’re fucking 56 you overgrown quirk chungus. What are you? Republican Hilldawg? Pokemon GO fuck yourself.
Once again, my point for chan culture being republican rock n’ roll stands firm.
Wow so based making food service workers feel uncomfortable
Yeah I think kids get a pass on not understanding this, but I can only assume Elon looked at the server after this and expected them to acquiesce, instead of, you know, parenting.
Also a kid ordering something weird at a restaurant is a low tier example of ‘kids say the darndest’ things and is in no way ‘based’.
The kid he’s talking about is 20, though
Lmao no way. I was picturing a 3 year old.
Same thing when I first saw this
Yes sir, my son is so cool, he orders the whitest beverage known to humankindMy white ass ordered a glass of milk with my meal at a Denny’s once, and the hijabi waitress… didn’t bat an eye?.. because I wasn’t doing some kind of weird racial vice signaling? It’s not clear that these folks know you can just act normal and may have lost that capacity.
you were also at a denny’s where being that openly white is the expectation, not a surprise
lmao got’em, and by 'em I mean me
I’m always amazed at my inability to correctly remember any movie trivia no matter how recent the movies are. I got two movies confused. I had to google to learn that’s The Menu. But now I can’t for the life of me the title of the second movie where the rich eat people.
Ninja edit. What You Wish For.
He’s raising his children to be just like him: Unable to make friends.
daddy’s little organ bank
been struggling to find an appropriate way to joke about “Elon hanging out with a guy who never had a dad.”
But actually I think Elon must have hand raised this specimen.
whatever he’s doing it’s not parenting
Taking my son, Anglo, to an ice cream truck and he ordered a beef wellington. Epic win!
My current favorite adult son Saxon is so based. Ever since I wrote the latest draft on my will when we eat together he will always order weird and specific food for himself and will not even touch the food I eat, even though it all tastes of almonds all of a sudden. Based and hilarious!
Is this goddamn clown man still on the whole “milk = white supremacy” thing
Worse. He discovered it last week.
I assume Saxon is approximately 24 years old.
I was doing a joke it sounds like he’s gushing about the antics of a six year old what the fuck I’m so mad.Saxon is 20, is there evidence this wasn’t recent?
Based on a quick search, it seems the milk consumption as white supremacist dog whistle trend started in the late 2010’s. Now, given the saucelessness of Elon I’m sure he didn’t pick up on this and start impressing it upon his son until later, so my assumption would be this happened sometime in the last four years.
The fact they’re trying to make drinking milk countercultural should be comedy gold if we lived in a sane society.
Bro thinks tit cum owns the libs.
soy milk makes you gay because it has plant estrogen, anyway here’s why actual animal milk is manly:
that would stem the psychic bleeding if someone finds the salve.
20 yes
