“Microsoft is killing itself with AI”
This isn’t an outside cause hurting a company, the damage is self inflicted.
Microsoft hurts itself in its confusion
Potato tomato.
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yomato, tomato.
Tomato, mugato.
well I’ll have to eat my words, AI was useful for something in the end
AINadella is killing Microsoft.His leadership has screwed up so much (remember Windows 11?). But stock continues to go up so that’s all that matters.
Stock has been continuously going down for at least 6 months.
If that works, AI had at least done one good thing.
Microsoft: Stands on literal fucking lava
Microsoft: “Why am I taking damage?”
“Maybe I could eat some of it to get better?”
I’m sorry, I haven’t heard that name in a long time. Didn’t they change it to Microslop to ride the AI wave?
They didn’t change it; always has been.

I worked for Microsoft years ago. Nandella early years were great, quality was part of the process, engineer on automation like me had a great time.
Then he lost his kid and he returned something changed, managers were much less flexible, they started to fire people and luckily I was able to change jobs before they start the annual layoffs.
Instead of giving raises they prefer to cut 10% every year and hire cheaper… my friends that remained say the morale is very low
And this change things, when you like the place you work, you work the extra mile, when you are afraid of being layoff you just fake you’re doing more, you try to pull the rug of others instead of collaborate, ambient gets toxic and quality and true innovation suffers.
I think you’ve just described pretty much every corporation in North America though, if not even Europe. I read somewhere the other day it’s called the Rat Enterprise and the Rat Economy, which I think it’s an apt description. Nobody produces much of value anymore, it’s just largely bullshit and smoke and mirrors. Anyone who produces physical goods has enshitified them to basically just passable enough quality.
Finally a good use for ai
Only way for Microsoft to save itself is to post real pictures of their pets.
I think AI is only part of the problem, Nadella’s leadership is marked with a lot of bad choices that aligned users against Microslop. The requirements for Windows 11 was an intentional ploy to get users to upgrade their computers, instigating a potentially massive E-waste event. Allowing Xbox Division to fall so far from grace that it’s barely a blip in the Gaming Scene, when it could’ve evolved into something competitive with the right choices being made. Forcing features on users that they disable, only to enable those features sneakily after every few updates. Forcing Edge as the only default browser, and making it hard as fuck to use another choice on a computer is some next level bullshit too. LLMs are going to be the decoration on the dagger that slays Microslop as a company, but it’s not the only factor that will end them.
I am chuffed that Linux is getting a lot of attention because Microslop’s leadership dared to be so brazenly stupid; I say let Microslop die, as they are creating their intricate corporate suicide plan.
Microsoft making win 10 free, get money from windows users with services and OEM, so forcing people newer computers makes OEM licenses to be sold …
Allowing Xbox Division to fall so far from grace that it’s barely a blip in the Gaming Scene
This surprised me, as the xBox One launch showed they knew that gamers didn’t actually want games, they wanted to use it to watch TV!
It’s wild that they thought the xbox one launch should have included:

You say this like it’s a bad thing.
When I saw the other day that github reliability was <90% I knew they are deep on the road to fully cooked.
Yeah, the headline was something like “GitHub is the first enterprise services platform to hit zero 9’s”
9’s
Ideally without the apostrophe.
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The government killed them once. They did just fine.
Lol, I remember that. I watched the hearing on CNN or something. I think Bill Gates smiled.
It was like shooting a vampire
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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