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“But who will put a boot in ther asses now?!”PS Holy shit I kinda forgot how wild the W. Bush era was. How is that song/music video not a parody?
Military-Industrial Country.
Now I’m trying to imagine what a mashup of country music and Laibach would sound like.
Putting telecaster riffs into KMFDM songs
That’s more or less what’s going on in the intro to WWIII. Although KMFDM doesn’t go into martial industrial territory, just industrial metal.
Probably like that Hansel und Gretyl song, Ironstar Outlaws
But more gravelly
you really can’t parody america
i wonder how many people didn’t get the joke part of that southpark puppet movie
he was a democrat, then in 2008(probably because of Obama for one reason) he left because they let all the “kooks” in.
Rest in piss, fascist.
Wait, so he was a Democrat when he did the boot in your ass song? I can’t believe for a minute there I thought libs were anti war. Fool me once…
After 9-11 99.8% of the population was pro war.
You were truly alone in the wilderness if you weren’t cheering for blood.
Imagine leaving the Democratic Party cos it’s not racist enough lol. Like, Oh no the drone bomber in chief is too tan, woe is me, it’s highly improper for him to be the same complexion as the people he’s exploding!
I am hearing that on his deathbed Toby Keith received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Vaxxed?
Fuck this guy. Rest in piss. Everyone at work today is crying and playing his music and I wanna throw up.
Half of his songs are about how American genocide is good. The other half are about being an alcoholic. He spent his life catering and pandering to the American police state and endorsing any/all acts of American military genocide. I hope he’s in hell.
The other half are about being an alcoholic.
Yet everyone here loves Robery Kurvits who made a whole game about being an alcoholic
Toby should’ve drank more tequila
life put a boot in his ass
is this the racist one?
he was a patriotic pro-military centrist chud who played at Trump’s inauguration
so about as racist as the average lib which is to say, very racist
I don’t remember if he was explicitly racist but he definitely stoked shit with his post-911 songs.
You can say that about all pop country artists and have a pretty good chance at being right
No. He did suck, however.
The overtly racist one is Jason Aldean.
His most popular songs are all about American soldiers killing Muslims. He was a massive racist.
Well, shit.
I was thinking of “try that in a small town” guy.
The ‘Try that in a Small Town’ guy is basically “Mom can we have fascism abroad?”
“We have fascism at home, sweetie.”
Taken too late
He died after the COVID vaccine came out. Coincidence?
He has done irreversible and irreparable damage to country music. Dude wrote the damn OST to the war on terror.
did he write that “proud to be an american, where at least i know i’m free” song?
That was Lee Greenwood and it was written for Reagan, then used as Poppy Bush’s campaign song. It was the theme to the Gulf War.
No, he wrote Red Solo Cup.
Lol bruh he’s 62? He looked 62 years ago
The man’s diet has been nothing but grilled pork, cigarettes, and whiskey for the past 50 years.
Texas “bbq” is just burnt meat that is 100% carcinogens, eating “”charred”” meat is so dumb it’s not flavor it’s burn
Stomach cancer. Fuck i bet that hurt.
I wonder if it was from drinking or if he was one of those guys to chew tobacco and just swallow his spit
Fuck I’m glad I don’t work somewhere that plays country music anymore, I can’t stand pop country it’s like driving nails into my ears
they are big boys who like cosplaying as tough boys
Every song is about beer, trucks, guns, conservative christianity, and white nationalism. It’s advertised “for country boys yeehaw” and the average listener has never taken their lifted extended cab duelly off pavement in their life, let alone put anything in the bed aside from the weekly Costco run
Guess I’m the one to post the obligatory bo burnham song
Every song is about beer, trucks, guns
Beer is the drink of the lumpen Christian nationalist because it’s impossible for you to get drunk enough to try to fight God. Fifth of whiskey might do it.
Beer is the drink of the proletariat, made for centuries in the kitchens of peasant women and mill workers alike!
We must reclaim it from the lumpen usurpers
Yes. Lenin always drank beer in the pub in Zimmerwald. Beer is the drink of the revolutionary proletariate.
Whiskey is for Scots-Irish genocideurs of Native Americans and thier buffalos, get out.
it’s impossible for you to get drunk enough to try to fight God.
Skill issue.
Ok fair those things are kinda neat.
DID THEY GET THE SEMEN IN TIME???
Reports on the ground suggest that upon passing he came super hard
And he shidded out his doo doo ass
Toby Keith’s restaurant chain is being renamed in light of his death
Instead of being Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill, they will now be known as Toby Keith’s Ladder to Heaven (9/11, 9/11)
