• beebarfbadger@lemmy.worldEnglish
    273·
    9 months ago

    Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,… nope, we can’t have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.

    • xantoxis@lemmy.worldEnglish
      96·
      9 months ago

      Sometimes oral ingestion isn’t enough. Testosterone in semen, delivered rectally, can be rapidly absorbed into the colon for fast-acting effects.

    • Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      23·
      9 months ago

      Fun fact: the opposite of estrogenize is in fact to androgenize. No relation to androgynize with a Y, they’re just one letter apart and for many speakers 100% homophonic, but they’re very different in meaning, if we’re talking about men’s sex hormone intake.

      • max_adam@lemm.eeEnglish
        11·
        9 months ago

        This is not good.

        Male rites of passage

        1. Maku: This is the first rite of passage for the boys. They are separated from their mothers at this stage and participate in bloodletting (where long sticks are inserted up their nostrils to make them bleed), therefore ridding themselves of their mothers’ presence in them. The Simbari people do not believe that males are born with semen and so, during Maku, the boys participate in fellatio. They are also required to undergo a strict diet during this time period, which is from age 7–10.

        2. Imbutu: This stage is filled with camaraderie, male bonding, and rewards for making it through the first set of Rites.

        3. Ipmangwi: During this stage, the boys begin to go through puberty, and they no longer need to participate in fellatio. They also learn gender roles, and how to have intercourse. Once they have learned this, they look for a wife and marry during this stage. It lasts for three years as well, during the ages 13–16.

        4. Nupusha: During this stage, the males get married and have intercourse. This stage happens only after the others have been completed, and they must be at least 16 years old.

        5. Taiketnyi: The males undergo bloodletting again during this stage, as their wives have their first menstrual cycle as married women.

        6. Moondung: This stage is when the women give birth to their first child. This is the final step, and signifies completion of the Rites of passage. They can now be considered full-grown, respectable men.

        • Holzkohlen@feddit.deEnglish
          12·
          9 months ago

          Did I get that right: they have little boys suck them off and drink their cum, because that is the only way for the boys to have cum themselves.

    • norbert@kbin.social
      1·
      9 months ago

      Nothing straighter than two dudes just bro’ing out together. Not a lady in sight, just two guys doin guy things.

  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.networkEnglish
    1531·
    9 months ago
    1. Eating pussy is pretty intimate
    2. Greater intimacy often yields greater empathy
    3. Greater empathy towards women makes right wing positions harder to hold, as those positions are often hostile to women

    Therefore, in a sense, eating pussy leads to leftism, I guess.

    • Aceticon@lemmy.worldEnglish
      10·
      9 months ago

      It’s easier to explain the other way around IMHO:

      • People with low empathy don’t care about the feelings of others.

      This in turn makes them not see their partners as nothing else than a vehicle for their own pleasure, both explaining objectification and not caring to pleasure their partners.

      It also means they’re attracted to social and political theories that put the good of others - including the common good - below one’s own self satisfaction (not just in money terms but also things like feeling superior to whole groups of people) as they validate the ways in which they themselves naturally tend to behave, hence they are rightwingers (not just the Fascist far-right but also Neoliberals).

      In other words, those two things are not linked as Cause and Consequence but rather are both Positivelly Correlated with a Low Empathy personality

  • gardylou@lemmy.worldEnglish
    134·
    9 months ago

    All I read is that if women want their pussy to be eaten they should date leftists.

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.worldEnglish
    103·
    9 months ago

    If licking pussy leans one to the left due to estrogenization, I can see now why the right likes Trump, Putin, and testosterone so much.

  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldEnglish
    53·
    9 months ago

    FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you’re literally attracted to someone who likes penis.

    FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you’re literally playing with a man’s penis.

    FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you’re literally constantly holding a penis.

  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
    44·
    9 months ago

    In high school, I had a bumper sticker that read, “Lesbian trapped in a man’s body.” If eating pussy makes me gay, then I’m the gayest mf’er this side of the Mississippi.

    • jettrscga@lemmy.worldEnglish
      53·
      9 months ago

      Your statement implies a gayer mf’er on the other side of the Mississippi. Be the gayest mf’er on both sides of the Mississippi.

    • ares35@kbin.social
      2·
      9 months ago

      there are portions of north central minnesota where you could be the gayest mf’er east, west, north and south of the mississippi.

  • blubfischEnglish
    381·
    9 months ago

    You need to understand that this is not about sexuality, but about patriarchy. For them sex is about power over women, not about pleasing them. Cunnilingus focuses on female pleasure, which is a problem for this world view. Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as “unmanly”. This is expressed through the accusation of being “gay”.

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.worldEnglish
      24·
      9 months ago

      Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as “unmanly”.

      Which is funny, because it’s much more “unmanly” to be so afraid of not being the ““alpha male”” that you’re afraid of giving your partner pleasure. How insecure in your manhood do you need to be to think eating a woman out lowers your status?

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      1·
      9 months ago

      For a lot of them it’s about being gay or ace and deep, deep in denial. Masculinity as a toxic goal says they gotta be a real manly man, as judged by arbitrary rules ranging from archaic to stupid to just plain nonsense. Failure to uphold all those contradictory goals means someone’s gonna revoke their penis license.

      The guy who wrote The Game has a deeply telling passage that’s like ‘a vagina’s just a wet hole, right?,’ and that page might as well come with a collection of queer flag stickers for taking bets about how exactly this dude is not straight. Some of these future fascists don’t even know why they’d want sex, except that they’ve been told to.

      The most charitable possible reading is that they figure it’s when everything will snap together and make sense. Like post-nut clarity is literal enlightenment so long as there’s a woman, y’know, adjacent.

      The least charitable reading is that they don’t think other people are real.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      9 months ago

      Yeah they see a man submitting to a woman as gay. I’ve long suspected it’s part of why so many submissive men are into forced bi. Though I think that’s also because a ton more men are actually at least a little bi than admit it. But yeah and so many men see giving oral as an act of submission rather than an act of mutual pleasure. It makes me sad for all y’all straight folks that such attitudes are even remotely common.

  • lowleveldata@programming.devEnglish
    302·
    9 months ago

    Maybe we should stop labeling and everyone can start their introduction with “I like pussy” / “I like dicks” / “I like dogs” etc

  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldEnglish
    28·
    9 months ago

    I love eating pussy so much I could cry while eating pussy and film it and be blackmailed with the footage by myself. There, I said it.

  • Zink@programming.devEnglish
    23·
    9 months ago

    It must be a sad world to live in where it’s a personal failing to satisfy the hell out of the woman you love.

    • can@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
      12·
      9 months ago

      Imagine wanting to give your partner pleasure.

      I joke but I think that might actually be it. A lack of empathy for women or something.

      • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        9 months ago

        I think there’s some submission/dominance stuff in it too, but that’s just lack of creativity and communication with your partner problem imho