This is him larping:
“Hating Biden will get you killed…”
No, threatening to “sniper” the president on social media will get you killed, dumbass
Should have watched this instructional video from Trevor Moore.
But they got him too. He “fell off a balcony”.
p sure he died trying to suck his own dick
Local sexpot.
Whatever happened to that guy anyway?
Oh… right…
If hating Biden were enough to get you killed, Hexbear would be a graveyard
When America inevitably breaks into several protofascist splinter states I want to see at least one of them field an Olympic Generalizing-Criminality-Into-Innocence team. At this point one of them could mailbomb a kindergarten and the rest would be at the rally the next day talking about “he just liked chemistry, he was arrested for having a hobby” and “I thought you libs wanted us to use the post office now it’s a crime to mail a package?!”
Imagine being stupid enough to post that without adding “in minecraft” at the end.
He didn’t want the FBI to grief his server!
Minecraft MOTD:
Remember to say “parody” or
Guy says he’s going to have a loaded gun the next time the FBI show up.
The FBI show up.
He has a loaded gun.
He dies.
How could Biden do this?
His greatest sin was not taking any of them with him
Put up or shut up
Thanks Ob- uh, Biden!!
somehow even stupider than the guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office and ended up getting merked in a corn field
guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office
bro played too much quake
lmao, he did that then posted about it online afterwards, but before getting shot
Said he “thought he had a way through bullet proof glass” (presumably the nail gun), amazing
He misread “rail” as “nail”. Rookie mistake.
Thanks to you I just got the quake joke above, thanks !
After hiding in a corn field. He became the treat
Never seen anyone with a skin mustache before, but that’s about the only way I can describe it.
I thought he had a mustache lol
Ron Perlman without an actual mustache might qualify.
Oh holy shit what, it wasn’t until I read your comment that I even noticed he didn’t.
Extremist Wilfred Brimley was my first thought ahah
I had to scroll back. Holy hell, dude’s Nicaraguan silicone filler injection really backfired on him didn’t it?
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I’m not dead yet wtf FBI
You don’t hate him enough.
I do, that’s why I’m dead now, get fucked liberal
This person 1000% told at least one story about enjoying the smell of leaded gasoline fumes when they were young.
Does leaded gasoline smell different?
Yeah, apparently gas smelled really good before they took the lead out and added ethanol. To the point where it’s like a formative childhood smell to anyone gen x or older
It smelled so good.
I’m sure it’s best that it’s not leaded now, but I strongly wish to smell it now.
Eat some lead paint and then imagine what burning it in gasoline would smell like
That seems like a real bad idea
do you think so?
Gen X here, I remember there being leaded gas, but I don’t remember ever smelling it…
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What a waste… How hard was it to just fucking chill in his retirement years and not be a Facebook terrorist.
It’s actually pretty hard tbh. My dad recently retired and I had to unfollow him on the remaining social media platforms I am still on.
If you don’t stay busy or in touch with your friends, you’ll just fall into a hole and post crazy shit online to get attention
Some people take it well, others not so much. My parents tend to be super chill and are handling retirement very well, my dad can’t sit still (tries to do DIY stuff he shouldn’t be doing at his age) but he’s always been that way.
My in-laws are both just about retired, they are rapidly losing their minds because all they’ve ever known for the past 35 years is work or taking care of their 4 kids and now they have neither. My FIL doesn’t understand how to not be working, he will literally go home to do yardwork in the middle of vacation because he can’t take it anymore. All my MIL does is complain about how much he irritates her. Both of them need hobbies and fast.
My dad was like that right up until he couldn’t move anymore, and even then he kept planning projects and asking how things were coming along, reminding my mom the specific type of plaster she’ll need to repair that one crack in that wall etc
I feel so grateful that neither of my parents ever got into social media
I’m not contact with my mom but my dad just posts really normcore
shit so thats cool.
If you don’t stay busy or in touch with your friends, you’ll just fall into a hole and post crazy shit online to get attention
Terry Pratchett had a good take on this in his book “Men at Arms”. “Individuals aren’t naturally paid-up members of the human race, except biologically. They need to be bounced around by the Brownian motion of society, which is a mechanism by which human beings constantly remind one another that they are…well…human beings.”
Fox News and Facebook are a hell of a cocktail.
Throw in childhood lead poisoning and COVID-induced brain damage and you’ve got a recipe for wild times.
When you’ve been all hat and no cattle for 75 years, maybe you’re just looking for an FBI agent to send you on to Valhalla.
Valhalla is for glorious warriors. This guy went to the great walmart in the sky.
Boomers really, really love 🤣😂 spamming to hide their deeply simmering violent rage, don’t they?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 
😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 
Boomers online think they’re the masters of snark.
Boomers offline shoot gas station clerks in the face over incorrect change.
boomer online:
boomer offline:
Nominee for best new emote
They want so very badly to seem above it all and on a cloud of detached smugness yet they’re some of the most brittle people I’ve ever known.
His LARP kit is why I made a point of buying the most basic AR-15 possible. A gun shouldn’t be a surrogate penis, more shit on it won’t make you more capable, and it’s ultimately money wasted to feel comfortable. This hog had every little big man totem he could fit on himself and he didn’t even wound his attackers with 45-ish rounds and 3-6 more magazines on his chest rig alone. Just embarrassing.
2 lights, a scope, a fore grip and sling, these are a few of my favorite things.
Engravings have no tactical advantage
still though fuck the cops and the fbi. death to america
I, for one, critically support both sides continuing to fight and diminish each other. We get evidence of police’s lethal failure to handle a situation and no innocent comrades were permanently disabled in the process.Yeah. I think overall we’d be better off with a less bloodthirsty and less “effective” law enforcement in this country. But… both groups want us dead so the less of either of them there are the better. Call it a wash I guess.
facts fr fr
“He should have just complied!”
He’d be a lot less dead
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Me too, like the top of that fridge could be at my moms house. Fuck she has that block calendar thing. God I want some mini spooners now.
Meal Team Six
He was right about one thing …
spoiler
Frosted mini spooners are solid
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