Jimmy the Guts
Naaaaaaw!
Hi Jimmy 👋 Gentle pats upon your noggin.
Jimmy, what big whiskers you have.
Hey look, fire.
Now it’s like you’ve been to the festival! Plus imagine yourself lining up for a $25 pulled pork or beef roll.
Doing dry July this year.
Yay me!!
However it’s still June and the bottle of Jager needs to be emptied.
Huzzah!
Second (and my preferred) job just booked me in for a preliminary interview next Tuesday 😁
Perfect news for a Friday!! Good luck and keep us updated.
Congrats mate 🎉🍺
Good luck!
Best of luck FM!
Good luck! You’ll be great!
Crossing everything for you! 🤞🏼
good luck 🤞
Certainly nice to get away. North Stradbroke Island.
I’ve been there. I grew up with a few of the Walker mob, the descendants of Kath Walker the poet. Shame about the sand mining company effectively stealing the island.
Lovely, and I hear it has great diving there.
A bit of a setback for Elder this morning. The welfare person at his school suggested we try next term for three morning sessions a week in class for an hour each time. When I mentioned it to Elder he had a meltdown, couldn’t sleep and now isn’t going to this morning’s meeting at all 😟😔 It seems like a bit of a leap from where he is now, and I only told him what it might look like and I didn’t push, but I guess it’s my fault and I feel like I’ve set him back by even mentioning it. His therapist actually suggested that online virtual schools might be the solution for now because he’s missed the whole first year of highschool up to this point, but the problem with that is Mr P is dyslexic and is not au fait with internet and tech and I have work, so there’d be nobody at home in a position to support him. I’m going to talk to my boss about more flexible hours (the financial planner in my head says, “but we need the money dammit!”), but I’m not optimistic as it is a factory job after all. Virtual Schools Victoria, aside from when the classes are held via video conferencing, are actually very flexible in their scheduling. Going to work now with all this running around in my head and had to put it somewhere 🤯😵💫
I’m so sorry you’re having such a hard time. I hope you can find a solution that works for all of you ❤️
That thread on the melbourne sub about the guy who had the mattresses dumped in his yard really makes me mad that the EPA, Council or Police won’t do anything about it. They’re just letting a scummy business owner get away with it.
Agreed. It sparked the vigilante in me and a lot of others in there.
Bet if you dump it in front of the Council or EPA CEO’s house something gets done.
Yeah, they’d be happy to charge you with dumping it. Doesn’t mean they’d do a thing to investigate it being dumped on you in the first place.
Here’s a flash from the past
Now that song I do know. ⚡💘
Weird nightmare crew represent 🙌🏻🦠🧞♀️💍🩺💥
typed it out then realised it was kinda gross
I dreamt I had weird creatures/fungus/organisms all under my skin. It started with weird ant things coming out of my belly button the it was everything from giant green amoebas to insect type things to fungi. And one giant long thing up one leg that was a tracking device.
Took forever to get to a doctor but he was helping me get them out. Then there was some guy chasing me oh and I had to get to a wedding.
I am bloody exhausted. Off to check my whole body for weird pimples…(Shudder)……
👋🏼 I’ve got the Rona which seems to be making mine extra weird
I had a weird nightmare but I forgot it.
The other night I also had a weird nightmare involving zombies, a woodchipper, and a large and sturdy plate glass window.
I dreamed about wanting to hike to a waterfall and then hearing that it was now overrun by giant killer rats. I then I went to a weird “natural” lake but creatures from Diablo IV started coming out of a tunnel nearby and my boyfriend and I had to fight them, twas pretty wild!
I once dreamed I had seedlings growing in my legs.
To rent furiosa on YouTube is 29.99 AUD. Are you for fucking real?
Fuck.all.that
Torrent it.
Torrenting? I am completely and totally unfamiliar with the term. All media I consume is done so through legitimate means. No copyright infringement here.
🏴☠️ Yo ho ho! Fiddle dee dee!
Being a pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!To the high seas, mateys!
Might as well watch it at the cinema. Same price or less. It’s more suited for a large screen and sound system anyway.
Edit: 7/10 downsides are: run time is too long and Hemsworth is being Hemsworth. Still a movie for the big screen though and worth it because it’s probably Millers last Mad Max movie.
It’s still in the cinemas so that’s probably why. I’ve noticed this strategy recently where the release to cinema and rental overlap. For a family, $30 would be cheaper than cinema tickets so maybe that’s the target market. Wait a month and it’ll be the normal price.
I have noticed there is a point in time when a product is newish but not brand new, so it might be more available on a grey day. And then after that short window the pickings are slimmer.
I guess when something gets too popular others will find out about it and the shelves get cleared.
We’re still talking about moisturiser and eye drops right? 😉
Edit: Oh yes! And sometimes if things are getting very dry you can search for a ‘slime tutorial’ just to smooth out a rough patch.
Sometimes when life is dull I use a product called cough Snaily Lotion to brighten my eyes, especially when I can’t get New Lube (there seem to be worsening supply chain shortages or price hikes of this brand)
You do have to carefully peruse the products as some may have misleading labels or only be sample sizes. Avoid the third party stockists.
But sometimes if you keep checking for stock you might get what you need
I saw it available today to download in HD via LEGITIMATE MEANS
Might give it a crack next week
🏴☠️
Finished writing letters to all the submissions for my writing competition. They all did such a magnificent job, and some of the stories were genuinely really good with interesting themes and ideas and twists that I decided to make them all winners. So they all get signed copies of my book.
I went to one school on Wednesday and announced the winners at assembly. Public speaking is not fun, but I think I did ok. But what really got me was as I was sitting and waiting, one of the kids randomly asks for a high five. Which I obliged. And the girl next to him goes ‘Don’t you know who that is? That’s [my name]. The author.’, which is a all sorts of absurd and crazy and awesome and yeah.
‘Don’t you know who that is? That’s [my name]. The author.
Bro, you made it! thats so fucking cool!
That’s so cool and cool a kid asked for a high five and cool you obliged. 😄 Kids are so awesome like that.
They are ridiculously excited over small things and it’s so damn infectious. Certainly makes me feel better.
I didn’t get it. Pretty bummed out but there’s some more opportunities on the horizon.
Damn it.
I’m sorry. Take Simon out for a beer to commiserate tonight yeah? He did his best and deserves it!
I think that’s a great idea mate 🙂
I’m waiting on a response from yesterday’s interview which will come next week, another lined up for Monday, and my details being submitted for 2 more roles today.
Something will come through soon 🤞🏾
🤞🤞🤞
Boo, sorry to hear it. Hopefully the next one is The One.
I figure when it happens I’ll be over the moon considering all these issues lol
Handrail done!
Have to say I am fond of squabbling with the old man about how to go about the DIY stuff. There’s never any love lost but it is hilarious when there’s disagreement.
Sort of a pseudo argument. You can be both right but wrong. You agree to disagree, then disagree on agreeing to finally agree to agree, but deep down you disagree.
I guess that’s bonding.
Edit: Aand the rail in question. Bad bwoy be 970mm for dayz which is to code solid as. No one be fallin down them steps fank you very much.
That looks really good. Much fancier than I was expecting.
That looks amazing! Well done ❤️
Had a moment today where a modern life tech thing baffled me (online access type thingy), and I got frustrated (eventually solved it). I’m not that old but I’m not young either. It used to be utterly effortless to keep up with the latest life admin requirements, but am finding that occasionally I now feel out of the loop. Is this the tip of the iceberg? I don’t want it to be. I don’t want to age and become useless at new stuff that comes out. I Do. not. like. It.
Not necessarily. Maybe it was just a badly designed website.
It’s the same as it always was, just read the instructions and keep trying. ( am old )
On the way to school my daughter came across a flock of little corellas. Of course she took snaps. I think they made her day. It’s also the last day of term so it’s double happiness ☺
A couple of years ago I passed a flock of little corellas feeding on the grass at Latrobe Uni - they were eating bullants. Wtf? Only creature I’ve EVER seen eating bullants.