You can’t just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know
I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.
Cried with joy about how much he loves you?
Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?
That’s why it’s so scary 😱
If you put that in the mirror it’s kinda true, except that it’s also on a Thursday this year haha
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it