Vaccines save your life. Therefore, without vaccines, there’s a good chance that you wouldn’t be alive long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
And as we all know correlation and causation are the same, that’s what my statistics class I slept through said.
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Oh yeah? if they don’t, why do i have autism and am vaccinated??? concidence? i think not
checkmate 😎
this is such insane propoganda I can’t believe people still believe this. Obviously autism caused pluto
autism caused pluto to be demoted to dwarf planet, calling it a planet is inconsistent god damnit
I see no flaw with this logic. Clearly pluto, along with vaccines are the cause of autism.
And 98% of pluto is nitrogen ice. And 78% of earth’s atmosphere is what? NITROGEN
therefore nitrogen causes autism, too
It gets worse
The nitrogen even got into our DNA…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytosine
We need to cleanse and get back to all natural DA
Wait aren’t all fertilisers full of nitrogen? Oh no! Our food supply is contaminated! We must send all animal poop to space as to not taint our beautiful earth with nitrogen.
Wait… I have a taint. I’m also autistic.
DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE EVER END???
i think trying to figure out how deep the rabbit hole goes is a crime in most places, at least if you do it in public
And oxigen makes us old, so we should stop breathing ASAP.
Remarkable! Everyone who followed your advice stopped aging almost immediately.
Vote this man into the white house! Non of that FAKE (heavily researched and scientific studys). I want what the man on the interwebs said! See its all just a bunch of nerds writing down shit! Like congrats you got a fancy piece of paper! So like what that means your qualified or something??? Just give me Anti aging!!!
(This is satirical)
I was going to make a joke about Dihydrogen Monoxide, but this one is better.
I wonder if there’s a similar joke with something from around the timeframe of when autism diagnosis criteria changed (70s-90s)
At least in the US, that time frame is known for removing lead from gasoline and the beginning of disallowing smoking inside restaurants etc. So clearly, those harmful airborne particulates were bolstering our immune system. Without them… believe it or not, more autism.
It could also be the steady decline in the pirate population, though that’s more closely associated with the cause of global warming:
Which mangaka wrote that graph’s x axis?
no facts, what the fuck is with this graph.
I know some people may hate Penn Jillette, but I really liked his take on it from his and Teller’s show, BULLSHIT. Basically, they said, let’s say it does, vaccines cause all cases of autism. It doesn’t matter. The cases of autism are far, far outnumbered by the people saved by vaccines. So even if it were true, it’s still a better outcome than an iron lung or death. They absolutely don’t, but if they did, it wouldn’t change the fact that we’re better off vaccinating than not.
the whole thing hinges on autism being terrible anyways, they might as well be saying that vaccines make you black for how much sense it makes.
Who gives a shit if something magically makes you autistic? Shitloads of people go their entire life without anyone realizing they’re autistic.
Increasing the number of engineers through vaccination
By allowing children to survive long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
By attracting the 5G waves, obviously.
/s
It’s the nanobots inside the vaccines that attract the 5g waves. Get it right.
The 5G horse is a classic https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8IWWLJRzrrQ/hqdefault.jpg
Awgggggggg THE 5G Its cooking by brain like a toastinos pizza roll!
Mmmmm Piza rolls Dis very good mel for da stomac Ther 5G make very smol brain
My apologizes that was actually just a lack for understanding of how modern technology. Technically every radiowave is a microwave with very-ing wave lengths. Which have all been deemed safe because they are not tight wavelengths like an actual microwave. But are actually a fraction of a fraction of the output power, you have a higher chance of getting damage from UV from the wretched grass infested outdoors. Than a wifi router or cellphone tower.
The whole idea that autism = bad isn’t necessarily right or that simple anyways. I find that being on the spectrum is honestly an advantage for the type of work I do.
it’s a sidegrade, the only part of it that’s bad is that modern societies are actively structured to disadvantage neurodivergent people.
Yes, exactly! Social theory of disability or whatever.
capitalist theory of “these people don’t fit into the schooling model we made to train people into good little wage slaves, therefore we hate them”
They don’t! My little pony does. The stats don’t lie.
They fucking don’t
I was gonna say that
the site says that
Let’s wait and see how many people post a comment without actually visiting the website…
Shhh, we’re having fun.
Wonderful site. Really opened my eyes
It’s cuz I missed and administered the vaccine intracranially. Turns out it has some undesirable effects when it gets beneath the dura. Rookie mistake - my bad. Won’t happen again.
hi i’d like more autism, can you administer the vaccine like that please?
I like the site concept, but they really should fix the lone informational PDF link that directs to a “Not Found” error. Knowing anti-vaxxers, that broken link will be misunderstood to be proof that their anti-vax beliefs could not be refuted.
They don’t.
There ya go
I know. Check the link ;)
I think it is likely that putting babies into day care prior to 2 years is the real reason why we are all so regarded or maybe it was under diagnosed
Vaccines is lower risk factor IMHO but I am just an unhinged shit poster so… Do your own DD
There’s absolutely no link between autism and vaccines.
here ☞ autism
now there is at least one
I trust you bro.
Leaded gasoline was legal until the early 90s. More and more data seem to point to this behind the cause of many mental disorders
Gen X got the brunt of that though not millennials. They started phasing out lead in 1973. Autism isn’t a mental disorder and not one linked to lead exposure afaik
Lead was phased out long before then. A steady decline in crime has been attributed to it’s removal. Not just in the US but in other countries also
They might be thinking of nuclear bomb testing that went into the 90s. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was associated with various health issues, too.
No I googled it, they’re correct. Lead in gas was outlawed in the 90’ but they started phasing it out starting in the 70’s. I started driving in '84 and don’t recall ever having a choice but my memory is fallible
my memory is fallible
I wonder if you can attribute any of that to the lead…
I blame the delicious lead paint flakes from my bedroom window sill
Ah, lead. The forbidden sugar substitute.
still used in general aviation.
It has taken longer, but that is being phased out as well. Scott Manley recently made a good video on the subject:
Why Do Planes Still Use Lead In Fuel 30 Years After Cars Stopped?
I’m quite aware, one benefit of being a light sport instructor is most of the LSA industry uses Rotax 912 engines which can run on regular and/or premium MOGAS depending on the specific model.
