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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前

Hard times call for hard decisions.

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Hard times call for hard decisions.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前
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  • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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    This is without green circle, and zoomed in angle.

    • Synapse@lemmy.world
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      What am I suppose to look at on this photo ?!? /s

      • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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        Why are you sad?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Don’t call it a blow dryer if it’s not supposed to blow me. 🤷‍♂️

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    I mean, look at it. It’s clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    Not Safe For WHAT? Don’t let me hangin.

    • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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      Nut Spraying Forbidden

    • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee
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      National Secessionist Forces

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        It’s more a nude sausage fryer.

    • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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      Hands. It’s just to the right and kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me. Especially with the other good option removed as well.

  • Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world
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    Better version

    • cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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      Hm not enough emoji stickers 👎

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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Look man, it’s wet and there’s no paper towels, so…

    • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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      Right?!? I mean, do they expect you not to wash your dick (wtf, that’s disgusting), or put a recently washed wet dick in your pants? (super uncomfortable)

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    But what if you’re uncircumcised?

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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        10/10, no notes

  • ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world
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    Ever heard the phrase; “Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn’t put your dick.”

    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “regulations are written on blood”

    • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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      I wouldn’t touch door handles with it

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    so uncuts is fine then, ok

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else.

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    Nah, nobody should put their cock and balls anywhere near those bacteria flingers.

    If I see one of those, I’m drying my hands on my damn pants.

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    well I think it’s saying they don’t want Republicans to use it. or maybe Christians. I can’t tell the difference at this point.

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    Every sign has a history…

    • wabafee@lemmy.world
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      Someone’s dick was used as a pattern for that symbol.

  • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Be the reason they had to put up a sign.

    Maybe not in this case, though.

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    Don’t tell me what I can’t do

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