To be fair as someone from Louisiana… All of you should be banned from making food
Don’t even pretend like y’all don’t have some weird shit on your menus.
Cheesecake is a bit of a misnomer. It’s more like an etouffee in a crust.
Gesundheit
so, our business model failed when the german guy died and stopped sneezing into the bread. he had some unique gross weird boogers.
Now, I have stolen this Federation starship to seek out new yeast!
Congratulations, this is the funniest comment I’ve seen on Lemmy so far
Oh that’s just one example. Pass denied.
edit: feel free to point out weird food from here, I probably will agree.
You want the really weird I can give you that to, down here we eat nutria. Basically water rats. I have no problem insulting our cuisine, but as a green ball once said " if you are going to insult me do it properly"
Hey, I didn’t name it cheesecake, the restaurant in New Orleans did.
Because tourists from the Midwest can’t pronounce etouffee
Tourists cannot pronounce most of the street names here and we’re fine with it. Make tourists learn new vocabulary, or at least believe they’re visiting a different country or something. If you call it cheesecake, expect them to think of it as cheesecake.
Whatever that is, I’d eat it.
I’m from Louisiana/Texas with family in the Midwest. When we’d visit for the holidays, it was some disgusting shit. Green, opaque jello molds with random foods suspended in it, pickles and cream cheese on toothpicks, and random “salads” like the ones above. My mom (from the south) made macaroni and cheese casserole one year up there and everyone was floored
Were the pickles with cream cheese wrapped in ham or some other deli meat? Because those are delicious.
I’m not going to lie, yes they are, but they’re not Thanksgiving food, dammit!
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Those are delicious anytime snacks, I’ll have you know. (Seriously, I make them once a month or so. Great low cal snack)
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Crawfish pie
Oh me, oh my-oh
Crawfish jello salad.
I love Cajun food, but all of the dishes pretty much taste the same with different textures. Let’s not pretend like Louisiana is the mecca of cooking here.
I don’t mean to but compared to the image above, food in Louisiana looks like a Gordon Ramsey dish
Was “All of you” not directed at “all of us”, then, and instead directed only at the people making the abomination casseroles instead?
You should be more specific in your language next time.
All of you means everyone that makes that “dish”. Clear enough?
Ahhh, Mom’s pineapple cheese salad. Reminds me of when she used to handcuff us to the chairs and tell us to go ahead and scream while spooning it down our gullets. I miss her every day since the hay baler accident. Dinner just isn’t the same.
Did they ever find out who started the baler?
There were too many sets of fingerprints on the button, like they all pressed it at once somehow.
Ah, the classic “Et tu, Billy-bob?”
Did she force feed you nothing but sauerkraut 'till you where 26½ years old?
As long as they don’t steal my lucky snorkel
I’m from small-town Iowa originally. My grandma made many of these “Midwest Salads”.
I went back for a funeral a few years ago. The was a reception/lunch at our old church. I got a serving of something that looked like jello with cream cheese on top, seemed interesting. But no, it was jello with mandarin oranges in it, and it wasn’t cream cheese, but about a quarter-inch of Miracle Whip on top, sprinkled with grated carrots. I took a bite, smiled, turned to my wife, and said, “I’m home again!”
I mean jello with fruits and whipped cream doesn’t sound offensive? I guess just calling it a salad could be.
Unfortunately miracle whip is more like a tangy mayonnaise and it has no business in a dessert
Lol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that!
Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck
Colored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing.
Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense
You forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma.
Very midwest. Sounds like my grandmother’s jello with celery in it.
Ha ha. I had a gf from oklahoma whose mom made an old family recipe, “Pea Salad”. Of course I’d never heard of pea salad. It is cubes of cheddar cheese, chopped iceberg lettuce, canned peas, and Miracle Whip.
That must be depression era food because it sounds depressing as hell.
ahhhhhhhh wtf
I’m from Germany and I know a “rice salad” that is basically the same recipe, but instead of cheddar and lettuce, you put in rice (obviously cooked) and tuna. And a little bit of vinegar before mixing it, covering the bowl, and throwing it into the fridge until cool.
That said, most people I know, including myself, think it slaps.
So it’s basically the same recipe, except 3 out of 5 ingredients are different?
Yeah, according to french or german criteria, that is a salad. And I’m sure we could find some store-bought salad dressing which remind this “miracle whip”.
I’m not into store-bought dressing, but this salad sound good enough for me.
Miracle Whip is pretty similar to mayonnaise, though it has some slight differences. Don’t just throw any regular old salad dressing in there, because if they are similar to what I know as salad dressing, then it’s certainly going to end up back here in this community.
I haven’t realized there is marshmallow in it just by looking at the picture. I am not putting vinegar on marshmallow, don’t worry.
I go back on my word, that is not a salad and I don’t wanna eat it at all.
Seeing these “salads” fills me with the urge to quarantine the area, but also gives me that helpless, defeated feeling that the disease has already spread too far to contain.
Might I interest you in a pizza salad? It’s bread or pasta, cheese and tomato sauce for a vegetable (feel free to substitute it with ketchup). There is no escape!
My joke about being from Iowa is that you could have a salad potluck without ever seeing a piece of lettuce! My family’s wildest is Snicker Salad, Tapioca Salad (marshmallows and mandarin oranges), and Cranberry Salad.
what in the actual fuck
Weirdly, while Snicker salad does have Snickers in it, the base is chopped green apples. (At least when I have seen it.)
you’re fucking kidding me right?
Snickers, green apples, and cool whip
and it’s fucking delicious. Just had it at Thanksgiving.
That’s because it’s mostly fuckin sugar mate fuckin hell 😂
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So what does the word salad actually mean then? So far it appears to be a mix of anything, served in a large bowl.
That’s pretty much it, it’s not far removed from Jell-O salads with other unhealthy crap added to them.
And you eat them as a side to the main dish, not as a dessert. Dessert comes later
Lol, exactly! Dessert is probably healthier!
Tapioca salad is a Thanksgiving staple in my family. Leave the canned cranberry jam at home, thanks.
Midwesterner here. Admittedly, some of these can be… interesting (to be interpreted as passive aggressively as possible). Some can be excellent though. We have a pistachio salad in the family that is a go to, and if I don’t control myself I could eat a whole batch.
please elaborate on pistachio salad. why would you not just eat pistachios?
Ingredients include: whipped cream/Cool Whip, pistachio pudding, mini marshmallows, diced pineapple, and of course chopped pistachios. It’s obviously more of a dessert/sweet side dish type of thing. Pistachios alone, though delicious, wouldn’t fill the same role.
oh no! you’re possessed with the cool-whip-marshmallow-and-pineapple contagion! mister tuvok, let us casually discuss this imminent threat!
Yes, Captain. The contagion seems to be spreading rapidly. Almost as if people are finding the combination appetizing, and are perpetuating the phenomenon by way of potlucks and recipe sharing.
they’ve added raisins! and… and… tangerines!
My husband made it for me once. Although he called it “green salad”. Unfortunately I couldn’t stomache more than one bite because it was insanely sweet.
hell yeah, sign me up.
Pineapple cheese salad
Never heard of this, wonder how it is baked on a pizza crust.
(Yes, everyone’s cries are delicious.)
No you actually made it sound good
From what I can tell, the primary ingredients are:
- Pineapple
- Cheddar cheese
- Crumbled bacon
- Mini marshmallows
The first three sound great on a pizza, but the marshmallows ruin it for me.
oh those are marshmallows. I thought they were some kind of white cheese cubes.
I’d try it at least once for science.
It’s just sugar. Caramelize it a bit and it’s dessert.
At my boyfriend’s request I made sweet potato casserole for the first time ever. The recipe was… something.
Basically mashed sweet potatoes with eggs and vanilla beaten in. Then a brown sugar, pecan, butter crumble topping, and then once done baking it gets mini marshmallows broiled on top.
I don’t eat shit that sweet for dessert! Lol (although it’s disturbing how tasty it was )
Wait this is supposed to be the meal and not the dessert??
I was thinking it sounded delicious but main course, holy shit
Pineapple, cheddar cheese, mini marshmallows and pecans covered in custard.
Wait ? That’s sweet ? I’m disappointed. I was dreaming about some cheesy Midwest potatoes salad. Is custard use a sauce ? That’s original.
“Food”
Where the hell is the Ambrosia?!
Thats the only one of these monstrosities worth the effort
Ambrosia is still the Queen of disgusting “salads”
You shut your whore mouth!
as a former salad cook, can confirm. ambrosia hurt my heart every day.
No.
I postulate an evolutionary “Crabification” of culinary science:
Everything, at the terminus of its evolutionary branch, becomes casserole.
Tastes like depression.
Both the era and the emotion.
You people are all speaking about food but I don’t see any recipe here. I need to taste some of these Midwest or Louisiana cuisine before I have an opinion.
I genuinely want to taste this salad. Also, if it has potatoes in it, it is a salad in my country.
I’m from the midwest. This ‘salad’ looks to be chunks of cheddar, pineapple, bacon, and marshmallow. If they were feeling particularly spicy, they added some mayonnaise. You honestly have no need to try this.
I can’t tell if that’s bacon or some kind of nut. And because of the absolute bizarre combination already, I can’t rule out either. Or both.
It’s pecans. The “sauce” is pudding.
I definitly don’t need to eat that. I’m going to make my own “sweet midwest salad” with cheddar, pineapple, potatoes and mayo. Still it has the merit to have inspired me.
