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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Romantic gesture

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Romantic gesture

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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    Where’s the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.

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      If you don’t have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don’t want to know you

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed

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      Garlic bread too. This isn’t love this is bullshit.

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    At least she ain’t Amber Heard

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      She’s still got some nerve tho

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      Would still eat tho

      • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        What a terrible day to be literate

  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world
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    Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people’s pillows is acceptable! Don’t touch my pillow : <

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    Would still eat tho

    • Norgur@kbin.social
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      Combat food waste!

      • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        And unseasoned pillows!

        • Norgur@kbin.social
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          And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    🤌

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    What was the expected surprise?

    • TheWoozy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      An expected surprise? No such thing.

    • tias
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      Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

  • IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee
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    Considering how much I love pasta I could see my wife doing this

  • Slow@lemmy.today
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    There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

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      There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

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        There are no noodles in this picture

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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_prescription#Criticisms

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          Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle

          How are these not noodles?

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            According to your quote, noodles are long, and they’re strips or strings

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              Penne is extruded, and relative to macaroni it’s long.

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                They’re extruded, but not into strips or strings. I’d argue they’re not long enough to be described as “long”, but that part is certainly imprecise

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              Noodles are […] made into a variety of shapes.

          • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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            This is penne, not noodles.

            • Urethra Franklin@startrek.website
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              A penne for your thoughts?

    • 768@sh.itjust.works
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      “My disappointment…”

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    How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

    • gnate@lemmy.world
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      Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

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    Penneoli penneoli don’t lewd the Marioli.

  • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m gonna poop on your bed.

  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    nyeh heh heh

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