Erm… bird flu?
Yeah buddy, they tend to do that.
Anyway, who is excited for some new unprecedented times?
- what are the odds than any government takes action to mitigate spread for this pandemic? even political will in china for lockdowns seems unlikely - Unfortunately, I think you and I both already know the odds of a new round of lockdowns - The Applebees zombie movie picture getting a sequel would be hilarious - Gloria La Riva could have somehow won in 2020 and brought the American people so many quality of life wins. But we know damn well that if she had even a DAY of lockdown she’d lose in 2024 because you NEVER mess with an American and their god given right to consume thoughtlessly. 
 
 
- Didn’t the US start preemptively developing a vaccine. I may totally eat my words but I don’t think the world goverments will let another plague run wild with how much it hurt capital last time. - As opposed to the current plague they’re letting run wild? 
- Wait, didn’t we see unprecedented corporate earnings during and post pandemic? - “post” doing a lot of work here. - Naturally. 
 
- That was only because the feds started QE again because of COVID 
 
- It was the only time we ever got money from the government. Can’t let that happen again obviously. - Finally the real reason 
 
- The plague that did that is running wild. They don’t care and made money. 
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- I really hate living in a world that can’t respond to crises. There are a handful of countries in the world with the ability and will to do so. But their good intentions are undercut by a cruel, apathetic world. - I hate hiding my face behind a mask. I hate being scared to do simple errands. Fuck this fuckity fuckfuck.  - deleted by creator - Theoretically the more consolidated power becomes the more unstable it is. There’s a reason the liberals didn’t end monarchy until after absolute monarchs gained power. It might be cope but it sounds nice. 
 
 
- At least it’s H5N2, and not H5N1. That’s the only upside. This is still a terrible development. H5N2 has a lower R0 and is more mild than H5N1, in birds at least.  
- A bird infected with both would be a petri dish for the two viruses to exchange gene strands I think? - I kind of forgot this was a thing - Recombination is a widespread phenomenon in viruses and can have a major impact on their evolution. Indeed, recombination has been associated with the expansion of viral host ranges, the emergence of new viruses, the alteration of transmission vector specificities, increases in virulence and pathogenesis, the modification of tissue tropisms, the evasion of host immunity, and the evolution of resistance to antivirals. 
 
 
- so when bodies are being stacked in the streets do you think the anti-vax people are just going to claim it’s because of the covid vaccine and there is no bird flu? - what am i saying of course they will. - Bird flu was made in a lab by woke scientists who were all mind controlled with the mRNA vaccines.  - Or it came from Mexico and so means a pogrom towards anyone not  is gonna occur similar to the asian hate crimes that happened during covid is gonna occur similar to the asian hate crimes that happened during covid- It came from texas actually so I’m gonna hate crime anyone wearing a cowboy hat 
 
- oh shit so that’s what those do! 
 
 
- Can’t wait for some Fox news article saying that it MIGHT originate from Mexican science labs and immigration policies should be tightened as a result - . 
- I expect the opinion pages of the NYT and the like to have shit on it within the week. 
- How much abuse can Mexico take before they collectively just go apeshit 
 
- time to shave so I can fit a mask over my face properly. - And please don’t eat any undercooked meat. - vegans stay winning      
- Perfect time to cut down on meat consumption is now folks! 
 
- No more chicken sashimi  - It has also been detected in cows already - No more carpachio  - I’m not a doctor and this is not medical advise but yeah I wouldn’t eat potentially disease ridden meat from an animal carrying a virus that is transmissible to humans 
 
 
 
- I thank the ancient Chinese everyday for creation of tofu. - god bless the Cube 
 
 
- there might be another way: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7532752/ - Abstract - Tight-fitting filtering facepiece (FFP3) face masks are essential respiratory protective equipment during aerosol-generating procedures in the coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) environment, and require a fit test to assess mask–face seal competency. Facial hair is considered to be an impediment for achieving a competent seal. We describe an under-mask beard cover called the Singh Thattha technique, which obtained a pass rate of 25/27 (92.6%) by qualitative and 5/5 (100%) by quantitative fit test in full-bearded individuals. Sturdier versions of FFP3 were more effective. For individuals for whom shaving is not possible, the Singh Thattha technique could offer an effective solution to safely don respirator masks. - cool, can I afford it? - yes 1 - 1. no 
 
 
- Ugh I don’t know that I’m willing to do that yet 
- all things point towards a huge revival of toothbrush mustaches 
 
- I’ll never get sick because I don’t go to the doctor. Checkmate liberals. 
- God I’m feeling like the early days of the covid pandemic, hearing about this distant epidemic with these various news stories coming out about how this thing is getting bigger and bigger as it steadily creeps closer to where it might effect me. I’ll be interested to see how people react if this explodes into a full-blown pandemic though. I’m not hopeful, to say the least. - I will point out though that the story says all close contacts tested negative, which I think would mean there’s no human-to-human transmission? If so, I’m interested as to how it did reach him - maybe raw milk or undercooked chicken/eggs? It also says there were farms near the patient’s home, so maybe there was some contact with poultry/cows? I know it’s being reported there was no contact with poultry, but I’m assuming this is just because contact can’t be confirmed since he’s not a farmworker or anything. But if he’s living around farmland there can of course still be contact. - well I hope my new 65" OLED tv shows up before the next lockdowns starts (who am I kidding there’s not gonna be another lockdown) - Hopefully it shows up before the mail stops coming at least 
 
- just because contact can’t be confirmed since he’s not a farmworker or anything. But if he’s living around farmland there can of course still be contact - can’t you get exposed just from bird shit? i doubt contact with strictly ‘agricultural’ animals is necessary. the super bewildering portion of the story is the patient was on bed-rest for 3 weeks. that strongly implies they weren’t exposed to normal environmental vectors, but i don’t know how confidently they could rule out the patient having gotten it before being bedridden. - Looking forward to the breathless Westoid articles about the Chinese pigeons conscripted to shit in people’s mouths all over the world to spread their sinister bioweapon. 
- yeah I remember reading it can be spread just through bird shit, which is honestly horrifying. I have bird shit on my car right now and I’m scared to touch it. But yeah I think you’re right, contact with birds is enough to spread it. 
 
 
- Whooping (crane) cough  
 
- Where in mexico? - Hospitalized in Mexico City - https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2024-DON520 - On 23 May 2024, the Mexico International Health Regulations (IHR) National Focal Point (NFP) reported to PAHO/WHO a confirmed fatal case of human infection with avian influenza A(H5N2) virus detected in a resident of the State of Mexico who was hospitalized in Mexico City. - Cool cool cool just in a mega city. Will libs simultaneously use this to explain why sealing the southern border is even more good while they are unmasked and brunching? Oh hell yeah 
- many thanks 
 
- Good question lol - You’d think that an article about something so important might tell you where, but alas 
 
- cool. cool cool cool 
- Mexico you say? Interesting. 
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