I heard he entered a sectional while the family recliner “ole brown” sat and watched helpless. The utter disgust i say
That’s why he puts on all that eyeliner. It drives the furniture wild! 😍😍😍
I wouldn’t let this ‘guy’ fuck YOUR couch. Look at the predator look in ‘his’ eyes…
Emulating their bullshit doesn’t give you the high road you think it does. Sure. It’s funny… but it just puts you on equal footing.
Now they can say, “See! They do it too!”
If this meme hadn’t include the last line, I’d agree that it’s emulating their bullshit. But that line means it’s satirizing their bullshit by pointing out how easy it is to make up stories from social media posts. I hope future political scientists will call this “couchfucking.”
Fair enough. But it’s considerably more difficult to speak from the high ground when participating in shit that’s equally as bad- especially when it’s satire.
Because you don’t get to say that you don’t any know better, like they get to.
shit that’s equally as bad- especially when it’s satire.
Satire is nowhere near equally as bad as making up a story and then claiming it’s okay. At least satire doesn’t claim to be truth.
Satire is the pot calling the kettle black, but for a different reason. It’s the same offense, regardless how you spin it.
Do as you feel you need to. I’m not judging, I’m simply pointing out a fact as I see it. It’s stooping- no matter how you dress it up.
You’d have to do way worse than that to be on"their" level.
Why give the disclaimer. 🤷♂️ When they go low let’s meet them down there and wipe the floor with em.
Yeah going high hasn’t exactly been working. Let’s give them a (metaphorical) kick in the teeth instead.
Hey, if I’ve gotta make up stories to keep fascists at bay, I’ll do it!
He also has to stay 500 feet away from furniture stores at all times.
JD Vance (or at least his staff) called the mayor of Springfield before they said anything about it. The mayor told them there was zero proof that it was happening at all, then Vance went ahead and said it was happening anyway.
I would argue that the couch surfing/fucking was verified more than the immigrants eating pets story because no one officially said that it was false before it was spread.
no one officially said that it was false before it was spread.
In fact, neither he nor his campaign has denied it at all to this day.
We could call the mayor of Springfield and ask
Thats why his friends and family secretly call him JD Couch Fucker Vance, pass it along and insist on using that name every time hes mentioned
I used to have a roommate that apparently had a habit of taking honey to the shower and fucking it. We found more than one jar of honey that he denied fucking, and others that lived with him reported the same.
He would go on to sexually assault a friend of mine.
Now I’m not saying JD Vance absolutely has sexually assaulted someone under the influence, but I am saying he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.
he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.
No notes, perfect
I got news, apparently his name is now JD Vance the Degenerate. Spread the news
Is this made up? Maybe. But if it makes the American media actually pay attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what you’ve gotta do.
- JD Vance on why he insists Haitians afe eating pets
It’s almost a direct quote from him.
I’ll take full credit for any virtue signalling buzzwords like “addressing the suffering of the American people” and all the attention my dogwhistles get me. Any negative results like bomb threats and hate crimes do not exist. Also, they very much exist and are the Democrats’ fault, who are evil because they make up lies for attention.
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the purple monkey dishwasher pass it on
JD Vance puts his ska tyre in Leper Pullman, key dishwasher, pass it on
JD Vance thinks cast iron is a Wild West fishing gun.
That is just unforgivable.
Trump literally eats steak well done with ketchup.
I did not think it was possible for my opinion of him to sink any lower, but here we are
Wait, patience, patience
Now you’ve made me throw up in my mouth.
This alone is proof he’s a sociopath
It’s proof he has a weak jaw. Children prefer well cooked for the same reason.
But… well done is tougher and harder to chew than medium? Right? Am I taking crazy pills for believing this my whole life?
Gonna be honest, it’s something I heard many years ago and have no idea if it’s verifiable.
Probably true with kobe beef also
We do not know for a fact, that he did not do this.
A vote for JD Vance is a vote for an America where every new vehicle sold will be upholstered with rich Corinthian leather.
Corinthian leather isn’t anything. It’s just a made up word to sound posh like Hagen Das.
you suck, McBain!
JD Vance said he was able to cure himself of couch chlamydia using a home remedy he invented that involved tree sap and some indian spices he found in his wife’s kitchen spice rack.
When he was then spotted showing couch chlamydia symptoms, he claimed that he got reinfected a second time, but this time it was from Democrat secret agents that infected him for political persecution.
JD Vance is a good man. Every Christmas he goes down to the pound and gives couch chlamydia to one hungry cat and one hungry mouse.
I just think it’s fucked up that JD Vance likes to bite the heads off of live rats.
Tp be fair, it can’t be easy thinking you’re young Ozzy Osbourne AND being dyslexic
