… With cardboard and string.
Thanks. Appreciate the assist
Who fucking cares sometimes someone’s gotta do the shit role like being the rock that someone pulls the sword out of. Stop trying to make these battle of the sexs constantly happen. Love each other fuck these overly assumingly sensitive weirdos.
I was once a wrapped box (present) in a play.
google door costume
will at least she’ll finally have the right wing weirdos advocating for her empowerment.
I was a dead alien in our primary schools’ production of Men In Black.
My role was to go limp in a chair and let one of my classmates mockingly wave my corpse limbs around in lieu of dancing.
One does not merely turn their child into a door.
Don’t knock it
I’ll wait to see if the kid can swing it
In high school, I was in a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream (I was act 2 open fairy/Peasblossom) and the absolute best part was the play in a play, Wall spoke her lines and flapped off stage like an enormous bat, funniest part of the whole play.
*Too many cooks *
What the hell is nativity
It’s a major plot point for the Jesus fandom.
it’s like the birth of Jesus Christ type sh, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nativity_of_Jesus
In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.
Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.
Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.
Are you sure that you’re remembering this right?
I find it hard to believe that the newspaper didn’t come up with a headline based on calling her “Cinders”.
“This play really sparked a fire in us, the whole building really”
To shreds you say?
So she should dress up like Jim Morrison? Odd for a nativity scene but whatever.
“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”
They couldn’t add an extra animal in the manger?
All this overfishing man
It’s a school activity, why isn’t the school paying for the materials
And why is a school doing a nativity.
I’m Christian and have taken part in dozens of nativity, but none at school.
Many (but not all) private schools in the US are religious. From elementary school through college I attended Catholic affiliated schools. This sort of display would not be allowed at most public schools, and the ones that would allow it would be sued.
Because this is America. I had to buy a history textbook in high school. Good thing we have enough money for a genocide though /s
Cause funding
Cause funding the military is 50% of our taxes 🤸🤼♀️🤹♂️
The military budget is 36x bigger than NASA.
Mars could be the 51st state if the US were not so war hungry.
Mars colonizing is not really a useful idea, it’s technically somewhat possible but there isn’t a lot to gain from it.
Instead, keeping the earth habitable would be much more useful.
The technology needed to inhabit Mars would 100% benefit the life on earth. Just lookup all the tech we got from the Apollo missions.
I dunno, I see a lot of value in living on a planet with no conservatives
Yes, there are a lot of better things we could be spending the enormous military budget on.
I chose NASA because it’s the closest to military spending while still being peaceful.
In America they make you pay for your child’s own religious indoctrination
I would prefer it that way. Government funded religious indoctrination makes me nervous.
Yeah, about that…
It’s most likely a private school.
“Private school” is what Basic Training should be called.
Or sex ed
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