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A friend of mine’s kid snitched on him when he was in the right. Something similar where 5 and under were free or discounted, and he said to the ticket person she’s 5, and she just decided to play a kid game with him. “NOOO DADDDY, I’M 6!” but she actually was 5. He said, no, you’re not sweetheart you’re 5, and the lady gives him a wink and goes “It’s ok, she can be 5 today.” He was trying to tell her she actually was 5 and he wasn’t trying to cheat them, and she’s like “don’t worry about it” in a tone that said she was not believing him.
That kid has a future. They understood the premise, found a creative way to use it, then successfully embarrassed their dad. That’s S-Tier trolling.
Am I the only person who doesn’t encourage my 6 year old to lie?
“Never lie!!!”
Knock knock “Are their any Mexicans in this house?”
“YES SIR, they’re hiding in my basement to escape your search.”
Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.
Nah, yer not alone. we’re out here. Just quiet.
The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a “Cultural Exchange Opportunity”.
And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.
Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid
Why? I was always so excited when we got away with it…
Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don’t know, it’s a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents
Dang, your parents had you lie about your age? I know that my parents lied about mine sometimes (which was easy cause I was a tiny kid), but they didn’t even want me to know, let alone take part.
Sorry to bother you but it is “missing the cue” not que or queue. Just fyi for the future.
OPs account age is 1 day, this single post and zero comments. Most likely a copy and paste bot, which is hilarious because what are they farming for here? There’s no karma!
You’re paranoid. Prolly just a reddit refugee.
¿que?
S. O. C. K. S. (Eso si que es.)
ese o se ca ese
Quizás
But what if I cut in front of the line because I missed the queue?
I’ve done that before. Massively embarrassing.
Exactly! Cue starts with c like call or clue, which are sort of what it means.
Queue is a bunch of letters standing in line for no reason (since Q alone would sound the same)
Que is pronounced like the beginning of queso
I think you missed the Q.
Missing the what?
What if you didn’t realize there was a line and just went to the front?
Then the person at the front of the queue must clear their throat until you realise your mistake and return to the back of the queue.
Thank you for helping. I hope it works.
¿Missing the what?
The queue. It’s a British thing.
Edit: your one’s much better; just adding this edit so people don’t miss it ;-)
Cue
Ex cues me
why would cops get food for free?
It’s called a protection racket, it’s popular in organized crime.
In some places, policemen are respected members of the community who help society.
So that they help you quickly when you need it. Not saying it’s right. Just saying that’s how it works.
Idk man, where I live, cops have to help you as quickly as possible when needed. Whether they get free meals or not, it’s literally their job.
The problem is it’s hard to prove they could have been quicker
I’ve been a fly on the world in the corporate world for many industries.
No one watches their mouth around the IT guy.
On so many levels, in so many jobs, it doesn’t matter what happened - it matters what can be proven.
Whether they get free meals or not, it’s literally their job.
You must live in a functioning country or something crazy like that.
Businesses that give away free drinks and whatnot to cops tend to have more cops around, and if a place is known to have more cops around they tend to get stolen from less.
Legal small bribes. It is why places like Speedway have a button for free police beverage. They want cops to stop by on their breaks so people regularly see cop cars in the parking lot.
Whenever someone from Japan visited us, they were always surprised seeing cops drinking or eating out while in uniform.
With time, I gather this is quite
uncommonforbidden in some Asian countries, but I’ve seen it is pretty normal in Europe as well (wonder if they pay there).Never seen a free for cops in Swiss.
Protection racket, I presume
Because business owners are bootlickers
Cops exist exclusively and solely to protect capital; and many businesses owners have deluded themselves into believing they’re capitalists. However as they are not and have no real understanding of how that relationship works they try to appease cops instead of demanding them.
In this the Petit Bourgeoisie harms itself and shows it’s whole ass; forever setting itself as subservient to police, who are subservient exclusively to the real Bourgeoisie.
Me when I have to disown my 6-year old 😔
Cuz, f tha police?
Cuz all cops are bastards
I drink my horchata warm because, Fuck I.C.E.!
Me when I have to throw ‘Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards’ (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)
ACAB
All Cats Are Beautiful
Assigned Cop At Birth.
“I’m sorry ma’am… it’s a cop”
Late term abortion.
Doctor that slapped the baby’s butt at birth gets charged with assaulting a police officer
All children are bullshitters
¿Que?
That child is illegitimate.
Missing the what?
Quebec
All cops are… babies??
sounds like a totally not made-up situation
Come to balkan ma frend, where people will force their 12 y/o to say they are 6 for free bus ticket 🙂
Family legend says that my mother paid child fare until she was 25
