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“Aboytion” would’ve worked here as well.
Also fits uwuspeak
This is an edited tweet, right?
no one can tell with certainty
There’s literally no way to know. Anything that you could normally write off as an insane thing that no politician, let alone world leader, would say, this man will, and probably had said
Many such edits!
That would’ve sucked. He would have to go to the boynecologist to get a boybortion
aboytion
Aboitions are what prohibition-era goilfriends got for unwanted pregnancies.
Boypreggers?? 😏
More likely than you think
It’s called greggers
am I… gregnant???
CAN. U. GET. PREGANTÉ?
Peak internet.
If you identify as a guy/guyby and are pregnant, yes (congrats then)
“Jesus fucking Christ, are you pregnant?!”
“…No?”
“Why are you giving me blue cupcakes?”
“…Cause I’m trans?”
Presumably dad was relieved.
Having your kid tell you he’s a boy shouldn’t be a surprise if you talk to them and are paying attention. Them being pregnant unexpectedly, that can be a shock.
“Hi trans, I’m dad”
The most appropriate Dad response to your child coming out as trans.
That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!
The “door in the face” technique
Sometime last week, the line from Ice Age 3 came to my mind.
Its a boy!
That’s its tail…
Its a girl!
I guess that memory was here to line up with me seeing this post
This is genuinely what I thought gender reveal parties were - though that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.
hough that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.
looking at the current poilitical landscape, I can imagine a few ways of people dying
Preganant?
Gregnart
How is babby formed?
mr <insert name>, draw him pregnant
edit: this is a threat. give me an image and i will actually draw the person pregnant.
here you go, no ai, just paper and pen as god intended
This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, I applaud you wholeheartedly. Very well done. Get the fuck off my forums
There’s also loss in there, in case you want to feel it even worse.
This is glorious. So many details to take in; handsome squidward, SpongeBob’s expression, Gary’s eyelashes, how dainty and peaceful little fetus plankton looks.
Your contribution to humanity will not be forgotten. I will never unsee this thing I have explicitly asked for and my day is genuinely richer for it. Thank you 🙏
Hahahhaa yours is so much better, it has deep lore.
Not op, but I got you fam. Pregnant spongebob on maternity leave.
This is unironically beautiful. And Gary being a good emotional support snail to boot 😭
Not as cursed as mine but gotcha.
lightning mcqueen
Preganteee?!?!
