Like Biden takes a huge dump on stage or something?
It’s gotta be Biden having a stroke live on the last debate stage and Trump making fun of him while it’s happening
That’d be awesome what are you talking about
i would laugh so hard that bidens stroke might be fatal for me
Coupled with the snopes article saying it’s false Biden died from a stroke he died from a lack of blood flow to the brain.
That’s not curaed that would be hilarious.
“What do you folks think, should I put my wallet in his mouth, it’s a very nice wallet. A Trump wallet, maybe the best, made from real ostrich leather. Very proud hirds rhe ostrich, cant fly but oh they male up for it in other ways if you know what i mean. What do we think, we don’t want sleepy Joe drooling on such a fine wallet do we folks”
Would they even debate at all?
Cursed?
Biden dies, Kamala is president and runs for reelection with DeSantis as a unity party ticket to keep Trump out of office
Either that or both Biden and Kamala dies and George W. Bush (democrats and republicans have elected him as the speaker of the house) becomes president again.
🤢
Trump wins but dies the day after, setting off chud militias all over the country
We saw that with Jan 6 as soon as they’re confronted with the possibility there might be consequences for them personally they all went home within 2 hours.
The DNC actually commits election fraud, and are caught.
Fuck this might be it. This is both worryingly possible and would be truly cursed.
Why would they? They’re not doing a primary and they love to lose.
the fraud is so that they lose
And pardoned by Trump in exchange for the election which they accept.
Literally either Trump or Biden winning, we’re so fucked either way lmfao
The next GOP debate is just all the candidates acting out The Arisocrats.
Eventually, only Vivek is left after the other candidates have heart attacks. He then proceeds to rap battle Joe Biden at the next debate, clinching his spot as the next president. His inauguration speech is freestyled over a Macklemore beat.
They said cursed not based. This would fucking rule
Joe Biden wins and Hamas paraglides over every US border simultaneously and through a series of targeted assassinations all of the first 13 people in the line of succession are taken out leading to President Pete.
I said cursed, not based.
Oh wait, you mean Pete Buttigieg. Nevermind that is cursed
Sorry, one of the assassins fucks up and we have President Blinken.
🤔
I’m sorry sir. It was a joke sir. It won’t happen again.
Trump declares victory, but Biden wins the popular vote and the electoral college days later. We have a president and anti-president situation for a few months.
So a repeat of the 2020 election?
it was pretty fucking funny ngl
I hope the Avignon president gets it
Biden wins the electoral college but not the popular vote
Cornel West gains support in the polls so Biden calls him antisemitic, even after posing with a picture of Azov guys with unblurred swastika patches.
For the USA to continue to exist.
RFK jr. winning
The inevitable musical number is going to be a shock, tbh
Lin-Manuel Miranda runs for president
Lib-Manuel Miranda
Biden dies, Kamala ODs on pain killers, and Mike Johnson suspends elections after declaring immigration a national emergency. Liberals allow it to happen because we are a nation of laws and that’s what it says in the constitution
