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He we all doing 5 months later?
You can find a list of the 34 rules he violated by searching for ‘Donald Trump Rule 34’
Oh great thank you!
i see hes violated Crooked Hillary
Not as many entries as I expected tbh.
It’s one entry shy
love the name, respec
There’s a bunch of authors here, actually
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Rofl
This is now the 6th most upvoted comment ever on the site
Where are the stats?
Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.
No other Republican able to run on their ticket.
Biden polling in the drain.
Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.
This is how we actually end up with RFK Jr lol
Maybe he’ll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!
Trust the plan.
Yeerks in control
Worms in control
“The goal of communism is to instill every worker with brainworms.” - Stalin, 1935
I would love to see that reality and how libs would develop an RFK derangement syndrome.
It’s finally… Her turn
Ok how is there a Hilary moon emoji on hand?
In Marvel Guardians of thr Galaxy there is a celestial named Ego, the living planet. Her ego is the size of a planet.
Yes. And The Economist made the Xi Button emote for us:
OMG unironically. Here I thought it was just a bit.
Pretty sure the person who made it thought they were doing a bit but no idea what the people who ran it were thinking. Perhaps something along the lines of “Yes, FleshOrb Hillary is exactly what the inscrutable elder gods desire!”
Central Park baybee
A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed
Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up
Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat’s Stalin’s music!
Jeri “Le Monarque” Lawlierre
BRING ME CHRIS MATTHEWS
Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him… Do the old “wall and send his family a bill for the ammo” routine
Consider this: it would be very funny
Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.
Trump what from the ballots? What slur was here??
I’m so sorry for the confusion everyone, my mom doesn’t let me say swears words normally but she gave me permission to explain it here.
I said doodyhead.
I said [CENSORED].
Wow. I can excuse slurs, but I draw the line at being rude!
I want to see how dnc would react if that happened
removed from the ballots
Woah woah, slow down
We’re not on the moon yet
This but JEB
If falsifying business records is a felony then every single business owner in america is a felon.
All the Maga tiktok livestreams right now saying “this is now coming to our front door” and I’m here saying
Good, if you commit fraud like this, you deserve it. Tired of the roles getting shot by pigs for not raising hands fast enough while the 1% skate off
Imagine if we committed this kind of fraud with our bank statements, our workers comp claims, our union funds, our insurance payouts, etc.
oh no not the briar patch
Every cash only business currently scrambling to get a chip reader
Can’t wait for him to get the “felon” label officially applied, spend 2 weeks in jail, then get elected while in jail, pardon himself, send the judge and jury to the border camps, then the liberals to cry and do nothing about it.
New heights of !., most likely coming
What if we got the libs to roll out the
just this one time…It’s a state case. The president doesn’t have pardon power over state cases.
That’s what the law says but for the last 30 years “what are you gonna fucking do about it” has worked every time against dems
not yet!
The rules are made up over here in America.
The Constitution grants the president the power to pardon “offenses against the United States”. An offense that violates state law, but not federal law, is an offense against that state rather than an offense against the United States; however, the Supreme Court has never ruled on this matter or in the President’s power to grant a habeas corpus petition for a state offense where it has been denied by a federal court.
So it’s never been tested in court, the constitution doesn’t very explicitly deny the power… Not great odds with the current supreme court
doesn’t have pardon power over state cases so far…
2 non consecutive weeks in jail. Write this down
I bet he gets an epstein level of confinement only has be there on week nights
Served under house arrest, but not Mar-a-lago. The beach boy cabana house…pool toy closet / filter room that hasn’t been cleaned in 5 years.
maybe someone can ghost write an autobiography for him while he’s in jail, they could call it something catchy like My Struggle
I’d be surprised if he spends even an hour in jail.
he won’t face consequences but i’m still cheering. there’s a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this,
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he’s become the king of the jail.
he can’t vote for himself because he lives in florida lmao
There’s a good chance he takes one of the classic “candidate at the polls on election day” photos and it makes liberals cry about voter fraud for weeks because nobody cares.
Technically he can because it’s only illegal for felons who were convicted in Florida to vote in Florida, NY felons can move to Florida (or in this case already live there) and vote all they want
I thought felons could vote once they’d completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.
i’m guessing/hoping that he’ll at least be on probation in november, but it’s possible that he’ll manage to pay that off
This is crackin me up rn lmao
2025: Trump officially earns the title of “Weed Lord” as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey “Smiley” Buckatoro in a hit job.
The real Project 2025
imagining him having an arc like Fuches from Barry
Who? You mean The Raven?
Kingpin
This picture is awful in so many ways.
If I can just have ONE miracle, grant me this one.
He actually faces a serious sentence
Biden leans on the NY governor to pardon Trump ‘to prove liberals are above that/to show the importance of unity’
Trump wins the election, immediately tries to get Biden tried for treason vis a vis border security
Listen fat, to heal our country I will suck and fuck my opponent
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Class E penalty carries no minimum sentence, so long as the court agrees that the normal minimum of 1 year is too harsh.
That’s the gist of the penal code
I think it would be cool if he stopped eating and drinking and withered to death out of fear of maybe possibly seeing the inside of a jail cell for a bit
imagining him just keeling over at sentencing because his poor little heart can’t take it
RIP big fella, goodbye cruel world
OSHIETE
discord pwned again
I’m alone right now, and I’m really dreading my next human interaction. Do I smile and laugh, or do I act really off-putting and ask when Biden goes on trial for genocide now that Trump’s done being tried for doing paperwork wrong?
The latter
Not in any American court bucko, that’s for sure don’t make me invade the Hague, what with their malarkey
The latter obviously
We all do it
both simultaneously
If Trump wins I think they could just run a few indictments and then wait for Biden to die before they have to really progress anything
We are all wine moms on this blessed day
LOOKS LIKE BRUNCH IS BACK ON THE MENU, KIDDO
Every lib in the country just jizzed their pants
Libs singing “yub-nub” in the streets
Playing MAGA hats like a set of steel drums
Hey Siri, play “High Hopes” by Panic at the Disco
cheeto is finito
SNL is having an orgy as we speak
Alec Baldwin pardon incoming for his contribution to the cause
Thank god the season already ended.
Kate McKinnon with a single tear falling from her face, placing the Hillary wig on as the tv blares the verdict.
He will wiggle like he’s never wiggled before. God tier wiggling.
WELL LET’S SEE HIM WIGGLE HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
Ah, well, nevertheless.
The New/Federated feed is already being flooded. Time for the random accusations of brigading to begin.
I switched over to my sdf account and literally the top 12 posts on the “hot” feed are all about this
lol
brigading is now just when posts get interactions
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg … noted that both the trial and verdict were arrived at “in the same manner as every other case that comes through the courtroom doors … by following the facts and the law and doing so without fear or favor.”
getting high on his own supply
I too love the justice system that never falsely imprisoned anyone or arrived at verdicts for political reasons haha lol such a noble and righteous institution hehe xD yes
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