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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Sovcit got his.

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Sovcit got his.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    “DOT EXEPT”

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      It’s because they’re the exception.

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        **exeption

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          Is that the exception to the spelling rule?

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            No, it’s the exeption.

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      I think it’s a FORTRAN command. Probably radar guns still use FORTRAN for their AI processing, being from the 50s and all.

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      Exempt maybe?

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    Yeah, this checks out. They’re “exept”.

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      Goddamn, I completely missed that.

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    ⛳️PULL ME OVER ⛳️

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      I’d like to see the bodycam footage of that!

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        “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”

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          “AM I BEING DETAINED?”

          • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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            No, you’re being an asshole. Also you ran a red light.

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              I travelled through a red light.

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                That’s a penalty. You gotta be dribbeling through those lights

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              Light has no jurisdiction over a Free Person traveling the land.

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          Which are not many, given that he claims not to be a citizen, but cannot provide a passport and/or visa.

          I wonder if handing them over to ICE will quickly cure them of the sovcit disease.

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        I wonder what their response to a request to see a visa or green card would be, since they claim not to be US citizens.

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          Hand them over to ICE for processing their illegal alien status.

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            The police should definitely be doing that. It would nip this idiocy in the bud.

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      Unfortunately, a lot of times, the cops know they aren’t paid enough to deal with SovCit shit, so they just let them go if they even bother to pull them over in the first place.

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        I’m hearing that this works then?

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          Presumably until you get into a car accident or pulled over for any other reason. Then, it’s probably off to jail with you. At least I hope.

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          Based on a bunch of other SovCit posts… apparently so for at least some people.

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    1. Open an etsy shop.
    2. Start selling fake licence plates with bullshit on them.
    3. Profit

    Yup, we got all the steps.

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      Making money is much easier of you have no moral qualms about profiting off stupid and/or insane people.

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        Fools are going to part with their money somehow.

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      I was wondering how much these guys pay for this. We should sell bumper stickers, too. Conspiracy guys love stickers.

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        I found a sovcit plate on Etsy for $25.

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    https://ludwig.guru/s/Exept

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      Shouldn’t it be EXEMPT, though?

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        Idk

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      What are the odds this was written by a professor of renaissance English literature, or that it was written by someone who doesn’t know how to spell correctly?

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        I am guessing it is supposed to be exempt.

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          Expect the unexcepted.

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            Exept the unexepted

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              RIP y’all’s spellcheck algorithm. 🫡

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      That’s some Ye Olde Wyrlde type bullshit going on there.

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        Its part of the sovcit magic, like noticing the gold fringe on a court flag lets you move to Go and collect 200 dollars, then on your next turn you get another 200 dollars for actually passing go.

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    Sometimes I wish I lacked enough scruples to get in on the sovcit merch grift.

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      Why not? All you have to do is add in small fine print “This is for novelty purposes only” to the items and you should be able to claim they are joke items.

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      I wish I could come up with some of this shit. I’d love to sell this; but I don’t think I’m creative enough to go that far down the rabbit holes

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      I feel the same way. I even have all the necessary skills! Alas…

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    Good that they declare “No Drivers License-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection” right there on their tags, that’ll make it easier for the cops to know what else they’re stopping them for.

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      Fuck the cops, fucking vermin. Also seeing this will give them murderous erections…

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        you’re a weird one aren’t ya!?

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          weird maybe, but fuck cops.

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          Because I hate fascists?!! Yep weird AF…

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    Jfc is this how I need to make money? Is it wrong to take money from willing stupid people?

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      I approached a friend asking whether we should grift the far-right this year. The logic is that they’ll spend that money anyway, so why not direct it toward ourselves. We haven’t chosen to take action yet.

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        Personally I think it’s fine to do that. Better that you get that money then either some right wing person who is gonna use it to promote their horrible causes more or some right wing company gets it and does that on a bigger scale.

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          That’s some solid logic that I’ll relay to the friend to whom I proposed the idea.

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            And don’t forget if you feel bad, donate some profits towards good causes

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      In America, it’s encouraged.

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      Welcome to the USA

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    “The United States of America Republic” just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.

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      Back in the U.S.A.R

      You don’t know how lucky you are

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        That Georgia’s always on my my my my my my my my my mind

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    This is going to be hilarious when someone decides to take their declarations of “not a citizen” seriously.

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    Moving to the “finding out” phase in 3, 2, 1…

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    UCC 1308 sounds like it should be the registry number of a starship. lol

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      Turns out it’s a magical incantation for these people.

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        It stands for Uninformed Crazy Citizen

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    “Come and take it.” Lol

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      Ok. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’ll be at the impound lot.

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    I’d be mad if I ordered it and it said exept instead of exempt.

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