EDIT: I am pleased that hexbear liked this so much.
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What the hell do shields have to do with poison, homie? You alright?
Block with a shield, enemy gets poisoned, continue blocking with shield, enemy dies and you’re safe and sound. It’s an efficient and synergistic combination!
poison no dart
shield??? what?? how would that even work?
Every time you block a hit, the enemy is poisoned.
Shield is not a weapon
THE WALL
THE WALL
THE WALL
NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL
If you’re in a shield wall you’re bashing dudes with your shield as much or more than your spear.
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Not with that attitude
Your picks are thoroughly incorrect
Nice try.
light -> bow
i know what you are
Not very nature of you OWL
Fine fine, here’s a less shitpost one
Fire claws is a cool one.
Me but with thunder
the spear doubles as a magic rod
correct response, the spear is the all-time GOAT weapon
Death to America
certified insect glaive moment
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Elvish bow
This is the correct answer
Why are you the only one taking this seriously?
water sword
??? Is this a serious take?
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Nature axe?
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If pickaxe were available I would have given that to Ice
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Good for chopping wood
Axes are Green Knight-coded
beastmaster vibes
I put all of them on hammer
ok so a spear is basically a baby trident so it’s gotta be water
This is so much neater
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I’m glad to see people correctly picking Water Spear
Not sure why, maybe the spear fighting in video games I’ve seen is usually pretty fluid/flowing (excellent source, I know)
Minecraft and trident
anyone not directing earth to shield is increbibly wrong
I dunno, I think anyone not doing the wind shield combo is deeply unserious
No way, earth shield is the only way to go, air is better suited for bow, or maybe claws
Are you kidding me? Air can erode earth! Just takes… millions of years, but with that power to erode Earth itself, air is best for shield. It will erode any attack in eons!
Air is better for repositioning, redirecting, it’s agile and swift. Earth is robust, sturdy, like you said it’s not going anywhere fast. Air just doesn’t have the sheer presence and resistance you need in a shield!
You know what they say, the best defense is a good… swiftness. You don’t need a shield if you can’t be hit! Besides, can earth do this?
water + shield is clear
Death to America
