The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?
This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it’s way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:
The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like “WTF?”
EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction
Clown Core is for those with discerning tastes.
Modern pop country
What’s that dolphin-sounding song someone played during sex in that meme? That.
Alternatively, the brown note (assuming it’s real).
Or like hardcore noise stuff. Is “Wall of sound” a type of it?
Edit: How could I forget Ram Ranch?
Yes! Cbat hahaha. Thanks.
There’s always the risk that people who visit the house next door are into whatever annoying music you’re playing and end up moving there and blasting it for the rest of your life
I have to go with dubstep. Clown Core is interesting, but it still has sections that are clearly music. Dubstep is just noise.
L opinion. some dubstep is just noise. A lot of it has a lot of beautiful harmony and songwriting. Black midi is a lot more like “just noise”
If you really want the sale to not happen, put any brazilian funk on max volume. “Proibidão” for the worst of the worst
I vote for Japanische Kampfhörspiele!
That has a little too much rhythm for me. I’d recommend some Fushitsusha
Baaabyyyyyy SHARK! Dolodolldoo, Baby shark dolldollodoo, baby shark !
Regeaton and Trap 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Apparently you never listened to Young Dolph
Who?
Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume
It is, and always will be, children’s music, like Baby Shark.
Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh
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