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𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前

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Flirting

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𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前
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  • Karyoplasma
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    That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.

    • JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee
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      It’s pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren’t going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line

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        Trumpeter here, I’d be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that’s not common here. If we’re speaking about horns, it’s only French horns

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          Another trumpeter here. If it was a wind instrument that didn’t have a reed it was called a horn.

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            Isn’t brass more commonly used?

            • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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              “Brass” “woodwind” and “Percussion” were the clinical anatomy textbook words and “horn” “wind” and “drum” were the casual everyday words.

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            The piccolo flute is a horn?

        • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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          Enh, in my experience “horn” refers to a French horn, but “horns” refers to all brass (separate from woodwinds, percussion, etc).

          But yeah, if somebody referred to a horn, I’d assume they meant French horn.

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          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_section

          Trumpets belong in a horn section

          • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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            Trumpets are stored in the horns

          • Malpraxion@lemmy.world
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            Doesn’t look like that article says anything about trumpets to me. It does link to this article about horns, though: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_(instrument)

            That one says:

            In horns, unlike some other brass instruments such as the trumpet, the bore gradually increases in width through most of its length—that is to say, it is conical rather than cylindrical.[1]

            Which seems to specifically exclude trumpets from horns.

            • Executive Chimp
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              Most of these horn sections feature some combination of saxophones, trumpets and trombones.

              Also the popular music section includes two photos with people playing trumpet and lists a bunch of horn sections, most of which contain trumpets.

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          In my experience its very common, just to give a counterpoint. “Bring in the horns” to denote a trumpet heavy section, or just referring to the brass section as “the horn section”. 8dk might just be reguonal i guess but its colloquial.

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          Can agree. Where I live horn only refers to Alto Horns. Trumpets are something different.

        • Snapz@lemmy.world
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          Absolutely no offense intended… But you sound like an asshole

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            How do you think a guitarist would feel if you called their instrument an ukulele?

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              Differently, because that’s a poor analogy. Trumpets are horns, guitars are stringed instruments. Now, if they called their trumpet a kazoo, it’d be time to throw down.

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              Davie504 calls all instruments basses

              • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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                A ukulele is just a soprano bass

            • Snapz@lemmy.world
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              Is it a tiny guitar?

        • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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          Well, yeah…you play the horn, you aren’t a horn yourself. Horns don’t even have thumbs.

    • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      A trumpet is a type of horn.

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, fuck paraphyletic groups!

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          Just like phylogenetics and moleculargenetics are both biology, but astrophysics is not, though all 3 are natural sciences.

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            I was more thinking along the lines of birds being dinosaurs and humans being apes. Also you are a fish.

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      Could be a flügelhorn.

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        No. Tubing and curl is wrong. It’s not quite right for a trumpet either, but having 16 pixels doesn’t give you much room for accuracy, I guess.

      • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
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        Looking at the size of the cone it could be one.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    This is giving me a tromboner.

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      You want some sax?

    • BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world
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      “Nobody likes Milhouse!”

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    “into ska”

  • HootinNHollerin@quokk.au
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    My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action

    • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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      I would’ve interpreted it as “tooting”, i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.

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    I AM HORN.

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    “bander” is the french verb to “have a hard on” so it’s still on track in my books

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      So bande dessinée is drawn porn? Actually, I’ve seen some French comics and it tracks.

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        haha there are a few of those too!

        it’s a word with many meanings

        • bande (noun, f.): a stripe, a strip, a reel (cinema), a frequency band (FM, AM)
        • bande (noun, f.): a band, a herd, a troop, a gang, a group of individuals
        • bander (verb): to draw (a bow)
        • bander (verb): to bandage up (a wound)
        • bander (verb): to have a hard on
  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    You’ve joined a Mariachi band?

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    “I’m horn”

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      The bringer of Toot!

      • esa
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        So, a mastodon user? :^)

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        But only two. Never three.

        • SkaveRat
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          toot toot

          …toot

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    “I’m horny” is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.

    This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y

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      You’re not used to being around people who aren’t repressed, are you?

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        What I meant was I’ve heard people saying it in a “I wish someone would fuck me” sort of way, just not in a flirting sort of way.

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          Yeah, flirting is to “I’m horny” what subtlety is to a sledgehammer to the face

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      My lyrics are bottomless…

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        I hope they get together again one day because every song they wrote was hilarious.

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          Agreed. Jenny?

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    Someone’s tooting their own horn.

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    Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?

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        Hi Horny, nice to meet you!

        • JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz
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          Hi horny, i’m dad.

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        Believe it or not, jail, right away.

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    “A huge ska fan. Pick it up.”

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    A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side…

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      Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.

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    A strumpet

  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    DOOT DOOT

    • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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      Thank Mr skeltal

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      Thank Mr. Skeltal.

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