The three parts and the map we go on

Dedication to:

Here’s to y’all, Twongo, super_lumalo, polandisastateofmind, gozplan, cysio, and you other Polish *socialist users here

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How I Unleashed World War II (Polish: Jak rozpętałem drugą wojnę światową) is a 1970 Polish comedy film directed by Tadeusz Chmielewski and based on the novel “Przygody kanoniera Dolasa” (The Adventures of Dolas the Cannoneer) by Kazimierz Sławiński (pl), a Polish war pilot who survived a German POW camp. It was shot in Sochi, Baku, Poświętne and Łódź, among other places.

The film tells the story of a Polish soldier Franciszek (Franek) Dolas (I’d like to call him Frank Dulles lol), who—as a result of comical coincidences—is convinced that he started the Second World War. Trying to redeem himself at all costs, he constantly gets into new trouble. In doing so, he finds himself on different war fronts (Yugoslavia, Mediterranean Sea, Middle East, Italy) and eventually returns to Poland.

Some notes

And yes, this is where the meme of ‘Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz’ appears from. Needless to say, I can’t spoil his address. Also, expect to see Polish actors playing foreigners speaking different languages.

With some subshifter and some good quality videos? on cda.pl, using the Polish name of the movie, I finally stitched this up

I totally could’ve used a hardcoded english sub version for this, but that was like 360p at best.

Also I think we have 14 minutes of non-film space, the rest of the 3 hours and 45 minutes is filled in by this film, so uh, we’re rationing some non-movie time

Rationing time

4:00-5:22 PM EST first movie

5:22-5:29 first pee break

5:29-6:41 PM EST second movie

6:41-6:48 PM EST second pee break

6:48-8:00 PM EST third part

We’ll start at 4:00 PM EST on Blorptube, right here: https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

https://letterboxd.com/film/how-i-unleashed-world-war-ii-part-i-the-escape/

https://letterboxd.com/film/how-i-unleashed-world-war-ii-part-ii-following-the-arms/

https://letterboxd.com/film/how-i-unleashed-world-war-ii-part-iii-among-friends/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/555459

CWs for the films (excluding spoilers?)

https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/

https://www.imdb.com/

Sex Et Nudity: None
Violence Et Gore: Mild
Profanity: None
Substance Abuse: Mild
Frightening Et Intense Scenes: None

Source

Part I: https://tankie.tube/w/8fHaYxLYYsQeyiPaezeHvi

Video: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?list=RDtoWtfTEL6Ds&v=toWtfTEL6Ds

Part II: https://tankie.tube/w/bJmf5SLijNiN1s2RQgX8UW

Video: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?list=RDyUkfADn5u-I&v=yUkfADn5u-I

Part III: https://tankie.tube/w/bXuucYLNjmXChu2GQcgma5